23rd March, 2014At The Fudge and Wrapper pub, disgruntled fans had been gathered together by unemployed ringleader, Joe Meek. Pint in hand, Joe was preaching and ranting at the mob, I mean protest group.
JOE: Like you lot, I am deeply troubled by the takeover of our great club by these greedy Yanks. They promise no debt on Shyton and yet we’re already 700 million in the red. Now I hear they’ve got the barefaced cheek to raise ticket prices.
After each rant the mob booed.
Joe grabbed a plastic bag and pulled out a brown and white striped scarf with Shyton United emblazoned on it.
JOE: From now on, we’re going to hit them where it hurts. We’re all gonna wear these colours at every game. That’ll show them cowboys. Come, get your scarf and support your club!
A queue quickly formed as Joe
