26th March, 2014I went round to Tommy’s for a weekday snack and to collect my chauffeur bonus that he had promised me. The bonus was £150, plus a gift voucher from WH Smiths, which I was quite pleased with. That was more money than I’d ever made in a day! Would the other players need chauffeurs too? I could rope Bob in. I was sure he wouldn’t mind the extra cash. However, it wasn’t all cash and Smiths’ gift vouchers, as I was also there to document the latest in the saga that was Tommy’s life. Brenda’s face had a hard fixed look to it, like it wasn’t turning into a frown or smile any time soon. It was like that famous Posh Spice smile that was never going to disappear. Sadly, and this was most tragic, the children were finding it hard to recognise their mother. Her face was as supple as

