27th March, 2014
Tommy had given me the day off from chauffeuring, and so I got Bob and a few other Shytonian filmmakers together to set up our chauffeur business. We decided to call our company ‘Driving Mr Lazy’ – Chauffeurs to the Footballers. We didn’t have a fleet of cars yet, but the footballers had so many that they’d probably want us to drive theirs. We’d be on call like doctors. One of our crew, a real whiz when it came to gadgetry and stuff, went about creating an app for the footballers to use. It was all coming together nicely.
Unfortunately, Sao Columbus wouldn’t be a client as he was no longer around – in fact nobody knew where he was. It was unfortunate because we had planned to fleece the forgetful bugger to the point that, by the time he was out of contract or to be sold
