14th February, 2014
The team had gathered together at Shyton United’s training ground for some quite expected news. It was Mystic who would break the news, with Oren standing timidly behind like a little boy lost in the woods. Who was the manager?
BEN: My happy little elves, Sao’s been banned for nine months for again failing to attend a drug test.
Mystic’s voice then took on a demonic tone. Had he suddenly been possessed? This guy was scary and it was no wonder that Bob had refused to be anywhere that Mystic was. This proved troublesome as Mystic was assistant manager of a team we were making a documentary of.
BEN: And he’ll go straight to hell and burn and suffer insufferable...
Thankfully Tommy came to our rescue and head-butted Mystic, knocking him out. Oren scampered away on all
