13th January, 2014I was curious about the condition of Ricardo and wanted to pay a visit to him while he was having a session with Dr Crimson de Marnier. Bob managed to arrange for me to be in the room when Dr Crimson was having his private session with Ricardo. Obviously, this was completely unethical and breaking every rule, so without no one knowing, Bob snuck me in by claiming he was from a laundry company, and hid me in a laundry bin that had been accidentally left behind in Dr Crimson’s office. I managed to capture the whole session on film – some of which will be made available on YouTube whilst the rest will be available on eBay for the highest price. No timewasters.
DR CRIMSON: Tell me about your childhood.
RICARDO: Ricardo was a happy boy.
DR CRIMSON: Playing Stoke City away i
