11th January, 2014Following the shock cupset against Norwich, there was a home game against perennial yo-yos, Sunderland. The Black Cats (more domestic than panther) were once again struggling in the league and waiting till closer to the end of the season to start playing well and then miraculously survive—it was a strange club. Ricardo was still absent and was being attended to by the renowned psychologist Dr Crimson de Marnier. The team hoped to have his flair, skill and narcissism back soon because Shyton United were in dire need of something. Even despite two early exits from domestic cup competitions, they were riding high enough in the league for everybody to be optimistic. Could their league momentum continue at home against Sunderland? I had a chat with Luis Jalapeno before the m

