22nd January, 2014Oddly, I was summoned to meet Maury at Creek Alley Stadium and brought into Luis Jalapeno’s office. Luis eyed me suspiciously and I assumed he was just as confused as to why I was there. I had been tempted to do some more probing when Luis spoke up. He looked agitated. The whispers around the training ground, the Creek Alley staff and the fans was that Luis was headed for the chopping block any day now. LUIS: You again. Luis glared at me. I felt like the audience member given the Lionel Blair stare treatment. LUIS: I think you are obsessed with my team, no? I bet you lie awake at night getting turned on by thinking up stuff about them. Luis may have been half right but I daren’t say. MAURY: Luis, you’re sacked. May I introduce our new manager, Oren Goldman! A timid-

