7th September, 2013From the Twitter account of @JoeMeek: ‘Cant stand international break. Two weeks of no Shyton. What am I gonna do? #PissedOutOfBrain #DrinkMore’
Whilst all the players were away playing for their respective countries, I got down to compiling my notes, catching up with ‘The Walking Dead’ TV show, writing my mini-biography of Bill Oddie, and visiting my family. I again was reminded why I left Shyton—not just for documentarian reasons but also to get away from those fishing-obsessed, fish pie-eating bastards.
I finally met my sister’s sprog; ugly little thing. Many folds of skin, slept a lot, burped, vomited, ate, then went number two—which my sister assured me was adorable. It was a little bundle of smells and unfortunate liquids.
Juan and Mystic were also around in Shy
