8th September, 2013Breaking news from the BBC website: ‘Sao Columbus, the England and Shyton United footballer, has been found wandering the streets of Berlin. He appeared unfazed, though rather perplexed as to why he was in Berlin and as to why he was wearing football boots. Once he was reminded that he was a professional footballer, all seemed to come flooding back and he has since returned to England for a thorough check-up at Shyton United’s medical facility.’
