14th September, 2013The Premier League was back in action and Shyton United were at home against West Bromwich Albion, a team that’s comparable to Shyton in its size, roots and history. It was also a team that they’d no doubt be like come the end of the season; a team fighting to stay in the Premier League. Whilst the team got ready in the changing room I saw Maury approach Tommy, who was doing some stretching exercises. MAURY: Understood? TOMMY: f**k off, will ya? Just leave me alone. MAURY: Good, glad the videotape was clear. TOMMY: Videotape? MAURY: The videotape. TOMMY: What’s a ‘videotape’? Tommy and the rest of the team left the changing room and went out to meet a capacity crowd. Maury was left scratching his head. Still, a videotape in this day and age? Shyton were attacki

