23rd September, 2013I got wind that Juan was going to Shyton United’s training ground to say his goodbyes and pack his things. I caught up with Juan at his office as he took down his much-loved posters of glamour models in tight, revealing bikinis.
JUAN: It’s not a big problem. A big problem would be if I go all night and Freddy Chorizo cannot be milked. So they don’t want me, not a problem. I go France, Espanà, Italia – many possibilities.
STANLEY: You’re not a little peeved off as it’s only September and you’re 5th, having won three games, which is great for a newly-promoted side. Not to mention that you made it through to the next round of the league cup.
JUAN: Listen bumblebee, I had three-year contract. I’m going now on year-long trip to pollinate all that I can.
STANLEY: With Mrs
