****Jonathan’s POV****
Mom called me as soon as she finished talking to Meme and man did she yell at me.
Beginning of call
Mom: Why on earth would you say those horrible things about your wife?
Jonathan: Drew and I were joking since Linda just found out she’s pregnant and then a few other friends chimed in about how big their wives got while pregnant. Mom, honestly, it was just a joke. Drew said some things about Linda’s size to come and we started trying to one up each other for laughs.
Mom: Well, it was a bad one. You never talk about your wife’s size like that, pregnant or not. I’ll deal with Drew tomorrow, but weren’t you the one who said that you fell in love with Meme partly because of her larger size.
Jonathan: Yeah, I did. How do I make this right, Ma? She told
