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They were so cute, trying to convince me that everything was a big mistake on their parts and that they would never compare how big their pregnant wives would get ever again. Such newbs. If there was a class on rookie husband moves 101, both would get tops marks for such a stupid attempt at humor. I had promised not to call a divorce lawyer, but I never said I wouldn’t call Drew’s wife and see her opinions on this. She had known the boys for a lot longer and could give me a unique perspective on their words. Once I got both of them out of the room, I called her, and she actually laughed saying this had to be the stupidest pissing match they ever got into. She agreed they needed to both go back to husband school and sit in the corners with the dunce caps on. Talking
