Love at first sight

Protective Dad

I went down and saw my parents having breakfast." Morning my lovely parents."

" Morning baby girl how was last night and where is your brother?" Dad asked.

" Well last night was fun.Sam is still sleeping. He had a rough night." I said.

They look at each other." What did he do now? That boy." Mom said. " Well while I danced a bit he took that opportunity to drink.He got so drunk that we had to come home early and just when I met a cute guy :( " I said.Mom looked at me. " So my baby met a cute guy hmm.Is he handsome?"Oh no I said to much.Now I will never hear the end of this.

"Mom are you for real now. I told you about Sam and all you get from that whole conversation is I met a cute guy?"

I said. Mom laughed and slapped Dad's arm. She always does that when she has a good laugh.Poor Dad. His arm must sting right now. She has a mean swing.

"Well what do you expect. You never talk about boys.I..We even though you were into girls." Mom said and I gasped. Are they for real right now." Is that you you two thought the whole time? Just so you know I like boys. I LOVE them. They beg me to date them and sleep with me but because I have know I not cheap I say no.And they are just after our money too. So yeah." I said. They look at each other. Dad looks angry." Did men beg you to sleep with them? I want you to tell me all their names right Now! No man is going to have my baby girl with out my permission ok. I will kill them all. Who do they think they are? They have no shame. To go after my baby! She's still a child for heavens sake!" Dad screamed.

Oh boy what did I just do. Me and my big mouth.