My Lola's Trabahador

NOTE NG DIYOSANG OTOR Magandang araw! Narito ka dahil alam kong mahilig ka sa mga babasahing masaya, at BL reader ka, tama ba? Tunghayan mo ang buhay ni Naith at ni Rafael sa loob ng farm at alamin kung ano ang pagsubok ang kahaharapin nila tungo sa dalisay na pagmamahalan. Pero bago niyo, umpisahan sa pagbabasa ng kwento, gusto ko lang sabihin ang mga bagay na ito; UNA, ito po ay kwento na may halong katatawanan, expect some words added in the scenes. Also, hindi rin po siya fully edited and polished. Sinulat ko po ito noong 16 years old pa lang ako.  PANGALAWA, hindi po ako propesyonal na manunulat ngunit may karanasan at kaalaman sa pagsusulat. Malawak po ang sining ng pagsusulat at marami pa pong dapat matutuhan at i-improve. Ginagawa naman po at patuloy na nag-aaral. PANGATLO, kung ayaw mo sa ganitong uri ng kuwento, hindi kita pinipilit na basahin ito. Ang mga comments na super destructive and insensitive will be reported automatically. Marami nang nega sa mundo, huwag na kayong makisali.  PANG-APAT AT HULI, mag-enjoy kayo sa pagbabasa! Feel free to leave your comments in the comment section. Ang mga payo, magaganda at nakatutulong na kumento ay malugod na tatanggapin. Maraming salamat! Sige, magbasa ka na at tumawa!  ------------------------------------------ NAITH "BAGSAK AKO!!" Super malakas and malanding kong hiyaw habang titig na titig sa list of students who received failing grades. Omg, this can't be happening. My caring and adorable parents are gonna kill me once they get informed about this horrifying announcement. Almighty God? I am asking for your dearest help. Send grace, please. "Hoy te? Anong kalandian 'yan ha? Kung maka'rama ka dyan akala mo naman, there's no hope na." Pang'aabala sa akin ni Shuba. Shuba is my brain. Her work is just to distract me, make some epal epal and singit singit scenes. That's all for her info. She is not a protagonist here no. If you want to slap her. You have my permission to do so. HAHAHA, charet lang syempre! "Sorry na agad te. Na'shock lang ako ng very light. One more thing, hindi ko naman kasi inaasahan na makaka'receive ako ng failing grades no. Please just bare with me." Sagot ko sa kanya. Mukhang hindi na siya tutugan pa, baka nakatulog na ulit ang hitad. "BAKIT KAYO NAKATINGIN SA AKIN MGA JUNGGO? HUH?" Gigil at gulat kong hiyaw sa mga chakanes na nakapaligid sa akin matapos kong lingunin ang mga ito. Wow ah! Is this their first time to witness someone shouting just because of failing grades? Btw, their facial reactions show it all. Mga hunyeta! For the information of everyone, I am not totally bagsak no, over acting lang ang Lola nyo! HAHAHAH, alam nyo hindi pa nadidiligan. Charet! "Kagilgil din kayo no!?" Dagdag ko pa and I decided to go home to refresh my mind and body. Ka'stress and ka'haggard 'yang mga junggo na 'yan. Kaya better decided na umuwi nalang. Less stress, less problems. While on my way, I cannot really stop thinking the things I can't able to give Him. Should I let Him go? Tell me, please! "Landisa kang bakla ka! Your kalandian is quota na for this day. Please be quite, I am making meditation here. Rather than thinking unnecessary stuffs, why don't you focus your whole attention about your failing grades? It's productive pa like what I'm doing." Epal na pagsingit na naman sa akin ni Shuba. Naku, kapag nasagad na talaga ako nito. Mawawalan siya ng role dito sa stor'ing ito. Ang daming sinasabi e, but at the same time she has a point. I'll think about it later kapag nakapag'rest na ako ng bongga. Ganern. Beauty rest mga Bakulaw. Few hours passed and finally, I am here na sa mansion namin.  Charet! Bahay lang pala. Pero the truth is, our House kinda looks like a mansion talaga aside from its size, you can find here bunch of expensive furnitures bought in Abroad. Ganon! Royal bloods kasi kamiii no, not like you mga slap-soils. Charettt! "Nandito na kaya sila Mama?" Tanong ko sa aking sarili ng maka'pasok na sa loob ng tahanan. "Sana naman wala pa. I have to think about it pa kasi e, my failing grades." Sagot ko sa sarili ko. Parang shunga lang dibaaa? Talking to yourself. By the way, I have remembered my report last month about self awareness, there's study says that,  talking to yourself can improve your self awareness, it means you will be more aware of you own thoughts, feelings, emotions, abilities and such. You can also gain confidence by doing so. Kaya alam nyo naaaa! Let us all pretend as Mentally healthy. "Nayyyyyyiee!!!" Pasigaw kong tawag ng super havey sa katiwala namin dito sa bahay dahil I need some assistance. Where are the Yayas here? Homeee launcher, baka they slaughtered each other naa? Omgggg, chareettt!Oh siya, while I am waiting for Nayie. Let me introduce my self, guys. Hey, Im Naith Pons, 17 the most perfect combination of a half Filipino and and Half Filipina in short, a very proud gay who created flawlessly and has stunning beauty. I can consider our socioeconomic status as kind of higher or just in the middle level. Natalie Pons is my caring and selfless Mother who is currently handling our business. Breinth Pons is my handsome, hot and fearless Father ever! Btw, He is one of the trusted and credible lawyer in the Country. To be added, He is so busy yet always has time for His beloved fam. I love them so much not just because they accepted me completely, super complete ganern, 'di sobra, 'di rin kulang. HAHAH! But, I wouldn't be experiencing this life without them and I couldn't be able to see how cruel yet amazing and beautiful the world is. I am just very grateful. I wanna be emphasized this info, I'm only child guys. So, for me that is the reason why my parents set high expectations in-terms of my schooling. Though I don't know if they are aware that it pressures me a lot because like everybody, I am just a human who's capable of changes and barely made to do some mistakes. However, there's a good thing naman being an only child kasi kagaya nga ng sinabi ko kanina, wala akong kapatid kaya super sunod sa luho ang lola nyo! More more budgets pambili ng Hormones to look babaihan. Charett!  At syaka nga pala baka makalimutan ko. I'm a Senior High School Student, taking General Academic Strand. So, ayun grade 12 na ako. Kaya nako baka mag'summer class pa ako, in order for me to take college. Ganon. Kalungot din ng slight nes? HAHAHAH! "Oh anak, nandyan ka na pala? Nagugutom ka ba? Anong gusto mong kainin?" Sabihin mo lang sa akin." Sagot ni Nayie sa akin habang may daladalang Vacuum. "Ay busog pa po ako, Nayie. Sya nga po pala, nandito na po sila Mama?" "Ah ganon ba? Wala pa ang mga Mama mo dito. Abala pa siguro sa trabaho ang mga 'yon. O baka naman pauwi na rin sila. 'Bat mo naman tanong?". Ay, tinatanong nya ako kung bakit ko daw natanong? Bakittt? How dare to ask me a question like that. Kung pukpukin ko kaya leeg nito? OMG! Charet lang no, HAHAHA! "Wala lang po, na'miss ko lang po sila bigla.  Hehe. Sige po, akyat na po ako. Later nalang po." Huli kong turan bago umakyat sa taas pagora sa kuwarto ko with some kembots ng puwet. That kembots na halos humiwalay na yung puwet ko sa aking katawan. Try nyo super expensive! HAHAHA! Akala mo naman matambok ang puwet kung makaganon e. Charet lang mga Bakulaw kayooo! I am so pure and mahinhin kaya no, u bitches! Charet. —————————— "Anak? Tara na sa baba, we are gonna eat. Make yourself ready to explain that Email sent by your Adviser. Bilisan mo dyan." Mabilis bumalik ang ulirat ko hindi dahil sa malakas na katok sa pintuan ng kuwarto  ko kung hindi dahil sa sinabi ni Mama. Naku, this is it! At isa pa, hindi naman kasi ako very mahimbing matulog kaya kahit kaunting ingay lang nagigising agad ako. Hindi ko na pala namalayan na nakatulog ako ng naka-uniform. Super pagod siguro kakaisip ng magandang dahilan about doon sa posted announcement kanina sa school. I shoud be readyyy! Help me guys haaaa? Hindi ko na need mag inat pa dahil gising na gising na ako ng todo "Sige po Ma, magpapalit lang po ako ng damit then susunod na rin po ako. Thanks, Ma!" Kinakabahang sagot ko kay Mother na nasa labas. Mabilis din akong nagbihis at tuluyan na ngang bumaba... "Good evening, Ma, Pa! How's your day po?" Magsilang pagbati ko sa aking mga magulang oras na makapunta sa kusina, matapos ay nag'beso at nagmano. Masigla talaga para hindi masyadong halata na, medyo takot at kinakaban ang lola nyo. "Same. By the way, don't ask for what happened on our day. Umupo ka muna para makakain na tayo." Si papa. Hindi na muna ako sumagot. Ayoko munang umokray ngayon at baka ako pa ang maokray ni Papa. Ngumiti ako sa kanila at syaka umupo sa palanggana. Charet! Ano ba kayo? Sa upuan syempre. HAHAHA! "Wow ang sarap naman ng ulam. Yey! These are my faves." Napasigaw kong bulaslas ng wala sa oras matapos kong masilayan ang mga masasarap na ulam namin for this dinner. Grabeee. Medyo nabawasan yung kaba ko dahil sa mga pagkain na nakahain ngayon. Jusko, last night ko na ba ito? Nakakakaba haaa! HAHAHA! Napangiti lang ang aking mga magulang bilang tugon. Sandali kaming binalot ng katahimikan until my mom speaks... "So, bakit may bagsak ka?" Nakaka'shook naman 'yang tanong na 'yan. Direct to the point e, wala ng paligoy ligoy pa. OMG. Sana mag'function ng super well ang utak ko ngayon. "Ahhh...kasi po...e... ganito... po...'yan." Pautal-utal kong sagot. Patay! Gimme a million reasons, Shubaneli. Bilis, ngayon na! I badly need it now. "Bakit nga? Better not to lie."JUSKO si Papa na ang nagtanong. Medyo napapaiyak na ako. I don't know how to explain kasi, I am being emotional tuloy.  Help me please! HUHUHU! I calmed myself, and cleared my throat first before to speak....  "Ahm... Hindi po kasi ako nakapagpasa ng ilang activities at requirements." Matipid kong sagot sa kanila, Just to give them an answer. Less talk, less mistake. Remember lawyer is Papa kaya sinabi ko na talaga yung totoong rason kasi, sooner or later malalaman din naman nila 'yon or baka alam na nga nila kasi nag'email sa kanila si Ma'am Adviser e. "It's good that we heard right excuse from you. Your mother and I just have made a better decision after we read the email sent by your Adviser. We have decided that you will continue your studies in the Province. Parents know what is the best for their child. It is a better choice for you. So don't object because wether you like it or not, you couldn't do anything. Buti nalang at maaayos pa ang grades mo, hindi ka na magsa'summer class. Still, be thankful!" Si Papa. Yehey! Walang summer class na magaganap. But, but!????? "Ha?" Maniha akong napasigaw dahil this punishment is not included on what I've been preparing for, but anyways I handled it quickly to give respect for their decision.  "Pa? Ma? Totoo po? Wala pong halong prank? Baka it's a prank po haaa!? Dagdag ko pa. Hayzs...ayoko but wala naman akong magagawa kasi sila talaga ang masusunod.  Kaya eto ang Lola nyo, ligwak ganern! Jijiyak ako sa kuwarto ko mamaya for sure! "Yes. It's true! Better to pack your things up 'cause where going there on Saturday. Is it clear?" Sagot ni Papa. "Okay fine. Nothing po." Sagot ko.  Kahit naman ayoko talaga wala naman akong magagawa, so yes nalang. Oo nalang ganon! Baka bigwasan pa ako ni Papa eh. HAHAHA! "Good!" Ani ni Papa habang naka'ngiti. "Done eating. Gonna sleep again. Good nightie my lovely parents! Thanks for this day." Pagpapaalam ko sa kanila matapos makakain at habang luno kakaisip kung ano ang mangyayari sa akin in the province. But at the same time I'm so excited, because it's been years since the last time we went there. "Goodnight Sweetie! Have a great sleep. Chocolate dreams." Sabay nilang ani, matapos ay nag'flying kiss pa si Mama sa akin. Ows, ang sweet talaga ng mga parents ko.  Si Papa ay napangisi pa dahil na cute'an siguro kay Mama. HAHAHA! Ang bagets ng parents koooo! May ngiti sa labi akong umakyat sa aking kuwarto kahit na may ganap pang kemerut kanina. Nilinis ko muna ang aking katawan at nag'apply ng many many beauty products before to sleep.