Lord Ruffian Concubine

###Chapter1,The Evil Lady Clashes to Death and Survive the World "Huo Shui! Is Huo Shui here?" The middle-aged woman wearing black-framed glasses flipped the roll and pretended to be serious despite her laughter. No matter how many times she read this name, it was still very funny. "Here..." A lazy voice came out of my mouth. I really felt that I had a lot of potential. Who would dare to speak out loud when someone else said 'who's the troublemaker?' "Pfft... Haha..." How dare you talk back to me? How dare you laugh at me? I rolled up my sleeves, put my hands on my hips, and pointed to the culprit with my other hand. "How dare you laugh at me? I can't even count how many teeth you have when you smile so brilliantly. Are you jealous or jealous? Do you dare to promise me if I call you b***h? What's wrong with beauty? You can't seduce her even if you want to." His mouth twitched with rage, and the old woman turned a blind eye to him and tried to change the subject. "Humph, look at yourself! Who am I? You dare to enrage me and dig out your ancestral grave!" The first rain of summer... was a little heavy, and the first thunder of summer... rang out. Two figures were running in the rain. "Damn, wasn't it light rain just now? How did it turn into heavy rain?" I wanted to be cool and walked with the drudgel in the rain, but the rain was... darker than the saliva secreted when the drizzle was little... Tsk, tsk... " "Heaven is helping me. Not far ahead, a dense tall tree is in front of me. I don't care about my image. I lift my dress and run all the way. I rush to the bottom of the tree with the posture of robbing money. Good luck. Good luck." Hey? That shining... Could it be the legendary... money? Ah! 5 yuan in banknotes, I'll give it, I'll give it... Holding the victory in my hand like an i***t standing in the rain and waiting to be waved by someone in the rain. The little prick curled his mouth and muttered, "Why are you so dirty..." He was forced to shut his mouth because of my s****l influence. The thunder in his ear " Can be vaguely seen". The little monk rolled up his clothes in the rain and hid his eyes. He bit his lower lip and said to me with a "shy" sound, "Huo... Er... Shui'er, the teacher said that you can't hide under a tree when you're thundering. You'll be hit." "If I always say that you are not allowed to s**t for three days, that you are not allowed to s**t for three days, that you are not allowed to use paper, and that you are not allowed to use paper until you die of suffocation, aren't you?" Looking at her red face... Hey, she is convinced by my charm. Although I don't have the favor of the GL, I don't mind looking at her. Sooner or later, I will marry her. Let's see how much she can sell... Hey hey. In fact, the most adorable thing about her was that she was always sticky and full of tears, which made others mistakenly think that there was something between them. However, she pretended to be a concubine every day, which made others associate her with her. If she were a man, she would have been eaten up by others... If it weren't for the fact that she was protected by a hen every day, her fate... was so bad... "Rumble..." The sound of thunder was deafening. It seemed that he was protesting? He was quite bold. Ding Ning showed his sign gesture and showed a look of a shrew swearing on the street. He pulled up his sleeve, put his hand on his waist and pointed to the sky, "Naving, I'm talking to you, but you protest. F*ck, if you have the guts, you'll chop me to death, chop me to death, not to mention you're not a child, wow... dig... haa..." "Rumble, rumble... clap..." The scream was so loud that everything turned pitch-black before my eyes. I unconsciously heard the sound of crying, followed by the smell of disinfectant, and then I felt the electricity limping all over my body. A calm voice sounded, "Hey... it seems that I can't do it..." Who? Who can't do it? Don't say it's me. I have known this bad name for a long time. Heaven is jealous of beautiful women, and beautiful women are unfortunate... I can't hear anything, I'm submerged in darkness... No! I'm the sun. Wherever I go, I can shine. The heavens want me to die! I hate darkness, afraid of darkness. Where's light? Light? Where is it? I keep running... running without restraint. I want to rush out of the darkness. Light source? Although it was very faint, I wanted to be attracted by it and approached step by step. There was a faint sound of sobbing in my ears. Who was crying for me? Her head hurt and her eyelids were heavy. When she opened her eyes, the light was so harsh that they hurt. This... this is not a ward, not my room, a gauze curtain? She was stiffly twisting her neck and looking around... Guxiang was quite stylish. At this time, there was a girl in her twenties sitting by the bed. Her beautiful appearance reminded me of the little feeling she had. As a rotting woman, I didn't feel surprised or happy because I didn't want to admit it. I couldn't deny that it was time-travel. I even accepted death, let alone this small time-travel. "But I don't want to time-travel. Only those who are not beautiful, have no money and no boyfriend are willing to time-travel with money and handsome guys. But... I have money and many boys chasing after me. I live a happy life... Who can guarantee that I will be happier than before after time-travel?" I made a hoarse and weak sound and raised my hand. "Hey... girl over there, I'm sorry to disturb you... I... I'm... I'm... I'm sure you'll continue to cry after pouring me a glass of water?" There was something wrong with my voice. It must have been a long time since I last drank water, I thought. I was already dumb. At this moment, she realized that I had just woken up. She did not rush over excitedly to recognize me as her master. Instead, she changed from a slight sob to a cry of wow... Tears, that cry... Tsk tsk, it was a waste of her face. It was an insult to her image. I was just about to say a few words of consolation when a group of people rushed in. The young man in front of me... was really good-looking. He was handsome and charming, and his status should be good. He should not be my brother, right? I was about to talk to him to please him, but I didn't expect him to be so open-minded. He strode towards me with his arms open. "Hey, is this the legendary love at first sight? I wanted to be restrained, but...Crows, the same grown-up embrace." He rushed to the bedside and stopped, holding the little girl next to him. "Hey, man, I'm here. Are you looking at me? Is this the legendary s*x-serving girl?" His eyes were full of tenderness as he said, "Madam, what's wrong?" A naughty girl sobbed and said, "Shui'er... Shui'er doesn't know me." How did she know my little name? Wasn't it a kind name? I'm not that familiar with you. The man motioned to the old man behind me. The old man staggered for three minutes before he finally got to the bed 10 meters away from me. Then he stretched out his bony claws and trembled... I swallowed my saliva and quickly reached out my hand. Please don't touch me... He placed his claws on my pulse and said, "Qi and blood... normal, the pulse... steady, ten..." Wait, is this hand mine? Look at this delicate little hand, that finger, that palm... It is only half the size of the old man's palm. I raised my arm and shook it. Why is it so short? Is this young lady deformed? Or... I shuddered and suppressed my fear. I withdrew a smile that was uglier than a crying girl and looked at the 'maid'. "Excuse me... May I know how old I am this year?" It was obvious that she didn't notice that I would ask her. She didn't seem to understand. After thinking for a while, she pretended to be enlightened and said, "Shui'er's birthday was just ten years old yesterday." Ten... Ten years old? It's not easy for me to expect to be in love at the peak of eighteen years old. f**k, do you want me to live another ten years? "Ah! It's actually the exact same as the one you mentioned before." A scream flashed across his head, and he suddenly screamed, and then he fainted. "Doctor... You... Didn't you say that she was healthy and she was fine? This..." The old man stroked his short, semi-white beard and shook his head. "She's been overexcited..." Everyone was in a state of silence and asked, "Why?" ###Chapter2,Battling the Stepmother (1) Open your eyes, blink, blink again... Are you dreaming? Am I really dead? This wooden bed was so sleepy that her back was aching. "I miss my bed..." Next to her lay a little girl of eleven or twelve years old. Looking at her dress, it was true that she should be the legendary maid. He was weak and opened his mouth. His mouth was dry, and there was not even enough saliva. "Hey, wake up, you are a miner." She still didn't move, and the sparkling saliva had slowly fell with the corner of her mouth. Below the saliva was my pitiful little hand... It was about to be submerged. "Xiu..." I was sucked back into her mouth. I swallowed my saliva. My heart ached. I wanted to move, but I didn't even have the strength to move my hands. I cleared my throat and said, "I've paid the wages...!" "Hey! Hey!" The first sound showed that a money-grubber jumped up excitedly after seeing Money-hungry Businessman's excitement. The second sound showed that a meat object was fighting with a certain wooden object. "Ah! More? How much?" The girl was in so much pain that she covered her head with her hands and started to cry. "I have seen money-grubbers, but I have never seen such money-grubbers. I like it when I'm with you." "Little girl, pour me a glass of water and bring me a mirror!" She was stunned and shook her head. "A mirror?" "The thing you f*cking used every day to look at my face! bronze mirror, do you understand?" How could she be so stupid? She was completely frightened by my presence, so much so that she stumbled a few steps and stumbled a few times. In the end, she crawled unsteadily and handed me a yellow sable that looked like it was made out of gold, and a piece of transparent copper that could barely be seen and barely seen into my eyes was handed over to me... It took me a while to get used to it. Looking at this hairstyle, it was like inserting a coriander on the top of two steamed buns. Looking at her eyes, I found that her round eyes were shining with tears. She looked innocent, lovely and charming. "Ah! I want my phoenix eyes!" He looked at his nose and thought, "Don't step on it. Even if my nose bridge was broken by a brick, it's still more tangible than this." This round mouth was moist and moist like a cherry. Hey, I want my sexy thin lips! And this round small face. I just wanted to pinch it. My palm-sized oval face... 555555 tears! And my S-shaped figure. Look at this. It's a breastless, a bottomless, and this round small waist... Just this innocent baby face was nothing compared to my sexy woman. How could she seduce a handsome man with her little body? At least six or seven years would be needed to be brewed. The little girl looked at his face, which was like a performance sheet of Peking Opera, and said in a trembling voice, "Miss, Miss, I am going to call my wife and master." "Stop, or your wage will be deducted. Come back, what's your name?" "Miss, this servant girl is called Xing'er." Look, how much was the temptation of money? "I'll ask you the following questions, but you don't need to ask why. Do you understand?" "Yes, a maid must answer every question." Then, she began narrating the tale from Xing'er. Due to the fact that there were too many parts of the dressing process, it changed into one of her ideas,"The place I traveled to was the home of the prime minister. I have to admit that this country is known as the 'Ziyu Kingdom'. I have birds in my arms! This is the empire of a male ruler! It's a huge blow to me. The emperor is already in his fifties. I wanted to hook up with him for fun. But how long will it be before he grows up? I don't think he'll be able to take it easy."