Lord Ruffian Concubine

Chapter 4

I let go of my hand and spit out my tongue. Then I pretended to be naive and patted him on the head. "Yeah, I'm sorry that I got the wrong person. Then why did you run away? If you didn't do something wrong, why did I run away as soon as I asked you to?" I didn't blame him for his mistake because his behavior was strange.

He blushed and said with hesitation, "I... I need to go to the toilet."

"Oh, my god. You didn't say earlier that you've hit me. I tried my best to put on a show, but the result was that it delayed him from solving the physiological problem and let the real thief go. This thief may be laughing somewhere... What a shame."

"Then why don't you go now," I said in annoyance.

There was a beeping sound, and then his face turned redder. He said shyly, "No... no need."

"High, I realized it... I finally forced her to pee in my pants." So I moved back... and ran away quickly while everyone was covering their mouths with their hands and snickering.

"Wait for my equal interest to see... Yihong Restaurant? Wow, my little mom is the most popular courtesan here. I don't know if she can make use of me. But I have a relationship with her. I hope she won't kill me later. Besides, I'm not an i***t. If I go to publicize that the prime minister's concubine is the most popular courtesan in Yihong Restaurant, my father will definitely slap me to death."

I had an idea. Like the beggars in the movie, I found a broken bowl and squatted at the corner of the wall. Then I found a stone, drew a white print on the ground, and made a white mark. The joints could still be used as powder pen at all times. I flicked my sleeves and wrote the words of a beggar on it, "Come on. Don't miss it when you are passing by. Look at the poor little beggar, give him a handful of money, reward him a few small coins, and don't stand with no money, help me promote it! The Spring Festival gives birth to young people every year. Those who don't give money will have a decrease in functions sooner or later!"

For some reason, no one passed by such a prophesied script, leaving behind a look of contempt.

Finally, I couldn't stand it anymore. I took a casual man with me and said with a flattering smile, "Master, give me some small money. I wish you to have a baby soon!"

However, I was shocked when the man turned around and stopped me. His face was pale and his cheeks were red. He pinched his orchid fingers and lips. The scariest thing was that he was a man. He said shrilly, "Who are you cursing, you b***h?" I was also guilty, but I didn't expect that he would scold me when he said that. I was scared and shook my hands against my waist.

"I am scolding the nagas."

"You little animal, who are you talking about?"

"Don't you think so?

"You... You little bastard."

"Is the little bastard here?"

"Little bastard, I'm scolding you!"

"Hey, little beast, you are so good..." More people came to watch. Everyone covered their mouths and wanted to laugh, but they didn't dare to do so. The corners of their mouths were almost cramping.

"Slap... you little b***h, deserve to be slapped!" His face was burning hot. "How dare he slap me in the face? F*ck, what long nails did you leave on your little finger for nothing? Warm liquid on the year.

"If I were to disfigure you, I would have to die with you!" He was clearly shocked by my imposing manner and was stunned. It was you who forced me to do this. I took in a deep breath and said, "You're neither male nor female. Your mother gave birth to you and allowed you to continue your lineage. Yet you chopped the bird and ran off to become a eunuch. Did you face your mother? You're a man and you have no subordinates. You're a woman and you're not one of them. There are only two types of people in the world, men and women. You don't belong to these two types of people, so you're a human being! You're not a human!"

The old eunuch's face was obviously twitching... He twitched his mouth, and after a long while, you rolled your eyes and fainted.

Humph! I stood up and walked away. The feng shui of this place was not good. I changed to another place!

###Chapter6,When a Tiger Falls, the Sun is Taken Advantageed by Dogs

This store is pretty decent. I took the broken rice bowl and squatted in the corner, still writing down the beggar's words, but I didn't know why the people who came and went were also despised.

I'm so depressed. I don't want to be so beautiful to be a beggar. If I sell myself... I can't find anyone.

A puppy rushed past me and arrived in front of me. It whimpered and looked at the people passing by with pitiable eyes.

He grabbed my rice bowl, and a well-dressed man walked over to the dog, threw a steamed stuffed bun, and turned around... the fragrance... was a meat stuffed bun.

"There's no way I can be worse than a dog! I tried to maintain my expression, knowing that everything was fine around me. I raised a hand to hold on to the corner of the clothes that the man had threw the bun at the man. "M-young... Young Master, please show me some kindness and reward me something..." There was a definite hint of weakness in the voice as the man's gaze turned melancholic. "I'm afraid I'm not as charming as my father but I'm sure there're two different situations. One, he held on to my hand with an expression and asked anxiously, "Is the girl alright?" My eyes twinkled as if I had just spoken, and I felt a chill, "I'm... I'm hungry." He then led me to a high-end restaurant and had a hearty meal, ha ha ha ha...

Second, he immediately took me into his arms and took off his money bag. "Miss, you don't have to be polite with me. Take it."

He squatted down and shook me off and said, "Damn, are you kidding? You dress more expensive than me. How dare you ask me for money?"

Hence, only my desolate back was left behind. To think that I would actually lose two.

First, I'm only ten years old, and I'm not charming enough. With this face, I can only arouse sympathy from others. Can I hook up with any woman? Second, I'm still wearing the luxurious clothes of the mansion... What did I miscalculate? If I take off my clothes, what would I wear? To tear them up and make myself look pitiful? This is money. It's a waste of money. I can't afford to lose my watermelon to pick up some sesame seed.

So I raised my head and looked at the gloating beast**** steaming steamed bun under my paw... My saliva was secreting at the limit. So I approached it with a smirk, but who knew that the beast would run to the alley with the steamed bun in its mouth.

I ran after him, and in the dark night, I saw a poor puppy looking at me with pleading eyes. Hey hey, a dead end, let you run? If I didn't do it, I couldn't grab a bun of you. At this moment, I could only lose conscience.

"Hehe... my darling, don't be afraid. Let me take good care of you!" I lewdly laughed as I walked towards it while rubbing my hands.

This scene reminded me of the scene of hooligans violating Miss Li. It was a pity that I would be inferior to this dog.

Suddenly, three pairs of eyes lit up in the darkness and looked at them under the moonlight. If I didn't look at them, I would be scared... I saw four big blacks that were as tall as my chest, with big yellow and big flowers showing me their teeth and sharp fangs which they never closed.

The saliva was dripping. I didn't understand why they looked at my saliva, but I was not stupid enough to think that they were coveting my beauty.

I saw them guarding the puppy like hens protecting their little chickens. This reminded me of the way I protected my young self from being bullied. I wonder if others would think the same...

With a flattering smile, I stepped back and patted my ass.

"Oh, what a coincidence. Your heroic statures are even more domineering under the moonlight... Haha... If I were a female dog, I would have already followed you. This is... I am a human, not destined. If I reincarnate into a dog in the next life, I will definitely look for you... Haha."

"What a tempting word. Unfortunately... they are dogs, so three fierce big dogs come at me."

"Ah!" I squatted down to hold my head and screamed out. I didn't expect that I, Huo Shui, would be killed by lightning the first time and the second time I was killed by dogs... Why? If I died so badly, then I would like to make an extravagant death once!

A white figure flashed across his eyes. He waved his sleeve and white powder floated under the moonlight. A few evil dogs were frothing at their mouths and then twitched and fell to the ground. Wow.

###Chapter7,When a tiger falls, it will be bullied by dogs (2)

The man in front of me turned around and looked up at me. The moonlight fell on his face and he also made a perfect foil, because it was too beautiful. I could not find any other adjectives to describe it. Looking at his peach blossom eyes, his black eyes were like a starry sky.

Inside, I saw a figure who looked up and froze in shock. That tall nose bridge, that sexy thin lips, and that slap on the face, my god, it was completely the same style as the one I had "used" when I was alive.

The evil smile did not make people feel disharmonious. Instead, it had a special charm. I came to my senses and put on an idiotic face. "Brother, who are you?"

"The person you are looking for." Wow, even your voice is so tempting. No! How can only I charm others? As a disaster, I almost failed my duty.

"The man I'm looking for? It's impossible that the guy I'm looking for is at least much older than my father. According to my father's tone, he is my father's elder. Ten years ago, he should be in his thirties or forties. The beautiful boy in front of me secretly.

"How can I ask you, brother, who are you?"

"18? 18? Isn't that the age of eight years old? Are you making an international joke? But looking at him... I choose to admit that I only allowed to time-travel and not allowed others to use divination at the age of eight?

"How do you know I'm here?" She continued to pretend to be pure.

"Ten years ago, when I divined, I was already here. Today, you will be driven out of the mansion." Sure enough... he was really cunning.

"When did you ' tail' me?" She gritted her teeth.

"From the moment you stepped out of Ruo Mansion, I didn't expect that... I've seen so many interesting things, poof..." He felt so ashamed.

I stood up and patted the dust off my body. Then, I measured his waist with my hand. "Why is this suit so familiar? So it's..."

I immediately jumped out and looked for a relatively high platform three meters away from him. I climbed up and waited for him to point a finger at my waist and point at his face. "You're the guy who didn't have a XX son or a daughter!" The guy who stole my package and bit my thigh and made me wet my pants...