I smiled with satisfaction. Then I called the waiter. The waiter's face was as bright as a spring flower, and his smile was as soft as a persimmon.
"Guest, are you paying the bill?"
I slapped the table and asked, "What is it?"
Immediately, he attracted the attention of countless people. Haha, there were so many people. I put the bowl of soup in front of him under the gaze of the waiter, pointed at it and said, "Can you eat this soup? Do you dare to eat it?"
The errand boy forced a smile.
"Sir, why... why can't I eat this? Is there a problem?"
"Yes, of course. This is a big problem. You want me to eat this soup when it's poisonous?"
"Sir, this is not such a joke. How is this possible?"
I moved my fingers and a scorpion climbed out of my sleeve and sat on the table. I pretended to scream out of fear and jumped away. Then I "accidentally" got the soup and the soup immediately smoked on the scorpion. Scorpion flopped down and died.
Those observers all widened their eyes and sucked in a breath of cold air.
The landlady also came and asked what happened. She learned it after hearing the waiter's narration. She was angry and wanted to argue with us, but she saw the three handsome men's saliva almost coming out. I even flirted with her.
"Boss's wife, you said that this matter... huh?"
"Mas... sir, how about this meal, I give it to you for free?"
"We're here for the reputation of your store. Who would have thought that something like this would happen? I was so frightened that such a thing would happen even when I was eating lunch... We won't dare to come again in the future." After that, he looked at her with reluctance and sadness. Looking at her red face, he hesitated a little. I rolled my eyes at Peach Blossom and added a kick to White Lotus. Why were these two people watching me put on a one-man show?
Hence, peach blossoms even gave the landlady an evil smile. "We really want to stay in this shop a few more times..."
Xue Lian cast a cold glance. "There's no need for that."
"Oh, don't... Well, from now on, as long as you come here for free, the store will welcome you at any time."
Haha, I smiled shyly at the landlady and said, "The landlady is so nice, we will definitely come."
"Roar, there will be free meals and drinks in the future! Oops, but I seem to wear men's clothes when I come to this store."
###Chapter14,The Coin of the brothel (1)
With the reminder of peach blossom, I decided to change back to women's clothing and go back to the mansion to visit relatives. So I came to a small shop to buy clothes. After shopping for a long time, I always felt that it was too fancy and couldn't find anything I liked. However, I accidentally found a set of light purple suits. Inside was a layer of gallows outside the silk. I was not used to wearing purples to make me wear other clothes.
I negotiated with the landlady to change my clothes in her room. The lady boss was bashful and thought that I chose this dress for women. After I showed gender, she was very happy to take me to her room. After I changed my clothes, she even kindly made me a simple bun. There was a purple Roland in my hair bun, but she was attracted by my peculiar temperament. Looking at the beautiful girl in the mirror and the petrified boss in the mirror, I knew...
"I have already grown up to be a beautiful woman. My middle-sized lips will be pink and attractive without any vermilion lipstick. My eyes are even more attractive, big and bright, but they are not very picky. The accidental glance makes me even more unable to extricate myself. When I smile, there are still shallow dimples on my face. Beautiful..."
The moment I walked down the stairs and lifted the curtains, I saw the joy and surprise in the eyes of the two girls. They both had infatuation written all over their faces.
"Damn, this dress is so long that it is dragged to the ground. It's so hard to wash."
Then she heard the two of them look at each other and laugh with peach blossoms moving along the corners of their mouths.
"If you don't talk, no one will come out."
After my stunning appearance, I walked on the street, attracting the envy of countless people. Even women would be half absent-minded when they saw me.
Finally here... I looked up at the plaque hanging on the board with the words "Ruofu". I took a deep breath and knocked on the door.
Not long after, the back door was opened. It was a little girl. She looked at her silly look and was a little surprised. She suddenly lost her mind and almost dropped her saliva before asking, "Excuse me, who is this lady looking for?" Yes, I remember.
"A little money-grubbing girl..." I reached out to gently knock her head.
She was stunned and almost cried out in shock.
"Miss!" I laughed.
The girl rushed back to the mansion excitedly and shouted, "Madam, Old Sir! Miss is back..."
We walked slowly into the mansion, looking at the Ruo Estate that I had been leading for two days. My home.... It seemed to be filled with nostalgia.
A man and a woman came in front of them. Although the man's face had been covered with age, he was still handsome. The woman was gentle and elegant. She was a typical good wife and mother. Behind them was a list of simple women. She seemed to be twenty-seven or twenty-eight years old.
I smiled sweetly and said, "Dad... Mom... misses you so much." Mom's eyes were full of tears and she nodded her head with gratification.
The woman stepped forward and called my name shyly, "Shui... Shui'er." Her voice...
"Little mom..." I replied sweetly. Oh my god, how did it change so much? I almost couldn't recognize it.
In my introduction, both Peach Blossom and Snow Lotus greeted each other, and my father and her daughter looked at each other and smiled. After chatting for a while, they prepared a room for us.
After dinner, I brought the peach blossoms and the snow lotus.
"Come with me to a place."
"What's that?"
"A brothel!"
"No!" He did not expect Xue Lian to be the first to oppose him. He stammered, "How... how could a girl... go to such a place?"
"How about you go shopping with me now, and I'll come back after I finish. Or I'll open a duck shop in the future, and you two can be the oirans!" After getting along with me for a long time, I didn't believe that the two of you didn't understand what I meant.
"Shui'er, if you want to go, then go ahead. Anyway, I can't stop you." Peach Blossom smiled playfully. She seemed to have the suspicion of wanting to see a play. After all, Xuelian, this cold handsome guy, had never been to that kind of place.
"Fine... fine." He compromised!
According to the introduction of peach blossom, we came to the largest and most luxurious brothel in the city, "Falling Fragrance Pavilion", not up to standard. Before we entered the house, all kinds of smell of cosmetics floated out.
The old woman immediately came out to welcome them. She was especially enthusiastic when she saw the two handsome men and their extraordinary clothes. When she saw me, she could not help but be surprised. She looked as if she had never seen much of life. Compared to these two top courtesans, she was not even as beautiful as me.
"Miss... This place welcomes you. Please come in, three of us." There was a feeling of waiter.
Then he took us to the best room and asked, "May I know what kind of girls the man likes?"
"Call in your Top Courtesan Belle." Qin Wanru wanted to see if she looked as pretty as her face.
"Well... what a coincidence. Han Xue is going to sing and dance tonight, but men can go to the hall to watch the best seats I have set for you."
Dancing and dancing? Haha, I have learned all kinds of dances in modern times, such as steel pipe dance, street dance, classical dance, what I don't know? I don't even know how to sing, which is quite a comparison.
As the old woman led us to the splendid hall, the atmosphere in the hall was ambiguous. The men hugged each other, and the woman's shy and charming expression welcomed them.
When the curtains on the backstage were pulled open, a woman and an elegant looking person presented. She played the guzheng with her hand, and then a melodious music rang out, followed by a bleak and delicate voice. Not to mention that the woman's delicate face was somewhat see-through and pure, but it gave people a feeling that it was out of place with this brothel.
As the song closed, there was a continuous round of applause. I cleared my throat and gave out a series of crisp, bell-like chuckles.
"What a pity... What a pity."
A man came forward and asked, "Unfortunately what?" When I looked at this person carefully, I was also a little surprised. I didn't expect that there was such a beautiful man in addition to peach blossoms and snow lotus.
Dressed in a bright yellow outfit, his eagle-like eyes were clear and beautiful. The edges and corners of his eyes gave off a suppressive aura of austerity. From his noble temperament and his slightly raised chin, he looked down at me from high above. He was as proud as a peacock.
"Too bad it's not as good as me."
"Oh? In that case, you think it'll be better? Then come and perform." He raised an eyebrow, revealing a provocative expression.
"Make a bet. If I win, you can redeem Miss Han Xue's freedom. If I lose, I will redeem her freedom. What do you think?"
"Wait and see."
The snow lotus behind me frowned all the time and looked at me with concern. I knew he was not used to this. From the moment the two women came in, he emitted the lethality of Zero C. Anything within a meter was bound to be killed, which made those girls not dare to approach him. I also knew that it was difficult for him, but I had the mood to play tricks on him, thinking that he was quite cute.
###Chapter15,The Coiny Two
I chose Cai Yilin's "dancewoman" to be absolutely sexy.
The music started. Although it was not as strong as the performance of modern instruments, I did not expect that the performance of ancient instruments would have such a mysterious feeling. I combined perfectly with street dance with what I had learned and showed them to my heart's content. I opened my mouth, sang songs with an ambiguous and distant voice, used skilled singing skills, the tongue at the end of the word, hummed the rhythm, and played languidly,The moonlight flies around the windows.
All the vision of the smoke-and-smoke illusion.
He drank another cup of the ancient and mysterious Ganges River.
My eyes were like cat's eyes on my forehead.
The celebration was unveiled.
It was a joint that had been imprisoned for thousands of years for love.
They were just talking about forgetful love.
"Listen to all the joys and sorrows tied to my waist."
He wanted to make those scenes appear again.
Back to the past.
I rotated and jumped with my eyes closed.
Chen Xiao couldn't see how intoxicated you were.
I didn't stop in the snow and summer night.
I crushed the hourglass that had been blurred for years.