Logan: F uck Hattori, you are so f ucking right! Whatever she says in Spanish sounds sexy as f uck!
Hattori: Told you
Kam5: Have we met? ;)
Hattori: Now we definitely have ;)
Kam5: Oh is that a wink?
Hattori: Hell yeah!
Reggie: Hey, I am feeling lonely over here
Kam5: Oh Reggie, this is for you :*
After a week as part of the new guild, the game got more interesting, the people from the new guild has been great, they are more active, really help each other and rally as a big team several times per day.
Also, Kam has been greatly welcomed, and as she is so chatty, all of the guys that usually invest lots of time on the game love to chat and joke with her, she is witty, funny and if they joke with kinky comments, she always has a comeback that make all of them laugh, she feels great there, this is better than her previous guild.
The active members are mostly guys, there are like one or two other women, but they never chat or help the guild.
Kam logged in the game around noon on a Saturday. She is alone at home, this is the fourth weekend of her husband's four week business trip.
As soon as Kam logged in the game, she read on the guild chat.
Ivan: Hola bebe
Reggie: Hey babe
ApplePie: Hey Kam, what’s up lady?
Kam5: Heeeeey there, how are you guys?
Logan: Hey there, we are great, what about you?
Kam5: Just eating and missing the fun with the most handsome men in the entire game ;)
Hattori: F uck yeah! Did I hear my name?
Kam5: Jajajaja no, no one mentioned your name
Hattori: Yes, you just did, Handsome
Kam5: Daaaaaa, silly one
Hattori: You noob
Kam5: :I
Hattori: What is that?
Kam5: it is an ugly face, just for you
Hattori: Oh I see ;) for you
Kam5: Oh, are you trying to smooth talk yourself out of this?
Hattori: Have we met?
Kam5: Jajajaja kinda
ApplePie: Hey Kam, do you want to do some rallies?
Kam5: Obviously yes Pie! You know I love to do that Jajaja
Logan: Ok people, let's do this thing, listen up, I will start the rallies, anyone that sends the wrong troops will be sent out of the rally, so pay attention to the chat every time a new rally is sent, have you all understood?
ApplePie: This fortress is a good one
ApplePie: Evil fortress K:59 X:190 Y:370
Logan: Let me send scouts there.
Hattori: These three are also good ones, we can take them easily
Hattori: Evil fortress K:59 X:200 Y:280
Hattori: Evil fortress K:59 X:173 Y:310
Hattori: Evil fortress K:59 X:188 Y:325
Logan: That was fast Hattori
Hattori: I was already scouting when Kam arrived
Kam5: Work that booty you mister
Hattori: Did you just ask me to work my booty?
Kam5: Of courseeeee
Hattori: I will spank your booty Kam
Kam5: You think? I have a great one :P jajaja
Logan: F UCK KAM, we have kids in the audience
Kam5: Have we? Who?
Logan: Pie is underage
Kam5: Pie, sweety are you a kid?
ApplePie: I am not a kid, I am 17 and half years old
Kam5: Oooooh, six months to be legal?
Hattori: Hahaha Kam, you are crazy
ApplePie: How old are you Kam?
Kam5: Oh my sweet Pie, that is something you MUST never ask a Lady
Logan: Are you a lady?
Kam5: Oh my f ucking goooooosh Logan
Logan: Hahaha sorry Kam, I couldn’t avoid taking it, you put yourself for the kill
Kam5: Oh and you are soooo sooo gentlemanly that you took it
Logan: Wouldn’t you? Hahaha
Kam5: Oh shut up, bunch of bullies
ApplePie: Nooo, Kam, don’t go!
Logan: Kam I apologize
Hattori: Come on noob, don’t go
Ivan: Hey bebe, no te vayas
Reggie: Oh man, cut the crap, let’s rally
Kam5: Suckeeeeers jajajaja
Hattori: Oh Kam, you will burn for this, I swear
Kam5: Bring it on Hattori
Hattori: You will feel my wrath
Kam5: Oh me? you will, will you beg to stop? ;)
Hattori: Oh kinky Kam is back
Kam5: I never left, I was f ucking all of you
Logan: Oh my, Kam, a chat orgy????
Kam5: Have we met? Jajajaja
Hattori: Kam, I am shocked
Kam5: Are you? The party king is shocked?
Hattori: F uck, you apparently know me, are you a spy?
Kam5: Naaaah, maybe a sexy spy
Hattori: F uck me
Kam5: Hard?
Logan: Oh man, this is some steamy s**t, hahaha
Ivan: Bebe, you are turning me, hahaha
Kam5: Oh Ivan, bebe, chiquito
ApplePie: Oh boy that sounds so sexy
Kam5: Can you imagine my voice?
ApplePie: F uck yeah!
Hattori: Oh man this s**t is crazy as f uck
Kam5: You started, bunch of horny weirdos, jajajajajaja
Logan: This has never happened before, N E V E R
Kam5: Do you have women in here?
Logan: Alexa one of our R2 is a woman and BabyBunny
Kam5: Alexa? I have never talked or seen her chat, is she active?
Alexa11: Yes Kam, I am active, but I do not need to be flirting with every man in this guild
Logan: Hey Alexa, relax, we are having fun, everything is cool
Kam5: Hi Alexa, it is such an honor to finally see you write on the chat, I am Camila
Alexa11: F uck off
Kam5: OMG
Logan: Alexa relax, you are ruining the vibe
Alexa11: I can go Logan, so you can continue with your silliest nasty talk, bye
‘Alexa11 has left the guild’
Kam5: Oh myyyy goooosh
Reggie: what a p***y hahaha
Hattori: Literally
Kam5: Daaaaa don’t be rude guys
Hattori: Kam, you are one crazy ruthless noob
Kam5: Have we met? Jajaja
Kam5: I hope that was not all my fault, at least some part I know for sure it was
Logan: It wasn’t Kam, don’t worry, she has been weird for quite some time now, before we got you all in she was acting rude with pretty much everybody, I think this was an excuse just to leave
Kam5: Did she use to talk before?
ApplePie: Not really, I never talked to her, like never, and I have been here for more than 6 months, and I never had a chat with her
Ivan: Same here
Reggie: Nah, forget the biatch
Kam5: Oh Reggie, you are so nice and sweet that you make me think that you are a sado, jajajaja
Hattori: OMFG Kam
Reggie: Wanna try babe?
Kam5: In your castle or in mine?