Ivan: Reggie’s castle is bigger, everyone, drinks, and bitches at Reggie’s castle
Kam5: Hey, who are you calling a b itch?
Ivan: Not you bebe, you are a princess
Kam5: Aja :I
Ivan: Noooo, ugly face noooo, please (little doggy puppy cute eyes emoji)
ApplePie: We are under attack
Logan: Everybody get ready to defend and kill
Logan: Pie SOS on the W4R group
ApplePie: Done already
Reggie: Do we attack first?
Logan: Let me scout and then we start multiple rallies all at once
Logan: The rallies leaders are Reggie, Hattori and me
Steven: I am on if you need
Logan: Oh great Steven, do you have time to fight?
Steven: Yes, just logged in when Pie texted on the W4R group, I have a couple of hours if we need time
Logan: Great, then Steven is the forth leader
Logan: Everybody MUST send troops to the 4 rallies, ok?
Kam5: What type of troops?
Hattori: Noob
Kam5: :I shut up
ApplePie: Kam, each leader will ask for the troops, so be careful not sending them mix
Kam5: Oh thanks sweety Pie
Kam5: Hattori :I that is for you
Hattori: :P
Logan: Ok, Hattori take the guy close to your castle
Logan: Steven I will take the guy closer to me MATADOR K:59 X:149 Y:325, and you take the other CAZADOR K:59 X:149 Y:326
Steven: Ok Logan
Logan: Reggie, the guy that is close to our bank
Reggie: Consider him dead
Logan: Everybody ready, we will rally in one minute lapses, so speed up troops
Logan: Pie, did more people respond to the W4R group?
ApplePie: Just Steven and MathLover
MathLover: I am here now
Logan: Oh great, do you want to be a rally leader MathLover?
MathLover: If you think it is needed, if not I can reinforce other leaders.
Logan: Ok reinforce, and in case more people come you launch a rally.
MathLover: Ok
Kam5: Hi Math, how are you sweety?
MathLover: Hey Kam, great and you?
Kam5: Just playing, for a while now, you missed the chat orgy sweety
MathLover: I was reading
Kam5: Oh my, Math, are you a voyeur?
Hattori: Kam give the man a break, you maniac
Kam5: Jajaja I am joking Hattori, plus Math is my man, you know?
Hattori: He is what????
Kam5: My man, my first man to be precise, he always came to my rescue and help, right Math?
MathLover: Of course Kam
Kam5: See, he is my man :P
Hattori: You sneaky woman
Kam5: Have we met? Jajaja
Hattori: Apparently not completely
Kam5: Cause you play the hard to get
ApplePie: I am getting hard now
Kam5: Piiiiiiie, too many details, not needed
Logan: Hahaha you woke the monster?
ApplePie: He is hungry
Kam5: Oh lord, I am scared to ask
Hattori: Don’t be afraid, ask ;)
Kam5: Aja, that is what my neighbor’s boyfriend told her and she has 5 kids now
Hattori: Jajajaja
ApplePie: Hey Hattori, you are writing the laugh incorrectly as Kam
Kam5: No Pie, it is not incorrect, he is just laughing in Spanish, like me ;)
ApplePie: In Spanish?
Kam5: You know I am from Mexico, right?
ApplePie: Yeah
Kam5: Ok, in Spanish the H is silent, has no sound, so even when I know the sound of it in English and you write the laughter as hahaha, I feel like laughing a a a a, so the H in English sounds like the J in Spanish, got it
ApplePie: Ooooooh
ApplePie: Jajajaja
Kam5: Oh sweety, now you are laughing in Spanish :P
Kam5: They learn so fast
Logan: Also her laughter sounds sexier than the regular ones
Kam5: Obviously ;D
Kam5: Are we doing a second rally on each attacker?
Logan: Nah, they are f ucked now
Kam5: How do you know?
Hattori: We zeroed all of them Kam
Kam5: zeroed?
Hattori: Oh you noob
Kam5: :D
Hattori: They have no more troops, their troops are all dead
Kam5: How do you know?
ApplePie: We scout several times each player Kam
Kam5: Ah not only before attacking?
ApplePie: No, every attack we scout, to see if they get reinforced, have them hiding or we killed them all
Kam5: Hiding?
ApplePie: You can hide your troops Kam, don’t you hide them?
Kam5: Do you think I hide them if I am asking what that means?
ApplePie: Touché
ApplePie: You shelter them, or send them to a fake rally or to a false attack
Kam5: I am afraid of keep asking, :S
ApplePie: That is why we are here, to help you learn the game
Kam5: Can you explain each of the last 3 things :S
Hattori: Kam, you are such a noob
Kam5: Flash news, that’s ancient history :P we all know that
Hattori: I know, I am just stating the obvious :)
Kam5: You enjoy making me suffer
Hattori: Hell yeah! ;)
Kam5: Kinky wink?
Hattori: Yep
ApplePie: If you want Kam, tomorrow I can explain everything to you, each one of the options we have to hide our troops and help you doing all of that, so you know what to do
Kam5: Oh Pie, do you know that I love you?
Kam5: :*
Kam5: (heart eyes emoji)
Ivan: Bebe, I am getting jealous
Kam5: Ivan, bebe, don’t, you can come tomorrow
Logan: Or right now :P
Kam5: Loooooogan
Logan: Just giving him some options
Ivan: Done
Logan: So fast? Problems down there? 3 seconds? Hahaha
Reggie: Hey man, 2 and half hahaha
Ivan: I had been doing it for the last thirty minutes, shut up
Kam5: Ewwwwww too many details, again, not needed
Ivan: Jajajaja
Kam5: Bebe, you are laughing in Spanish
Ivan: Si bebe ;)
Reggie: Hey Logan, I got to go, see you all later
Logan: Ok Regg, see ya!
Ivan: Bye bro
Reggie: Bye bro
Kam5: Oh Love is in the aiiiiir :P
Reggie: Kam, don’t make me start
Kam5: or what?
Reggie: Tomorrow you will feel my anger missy
Kam5: Can’t wait :P
Ivan: I will also go, I have to go out with my brother
Kam5: With Reggie?
Ivan: Nooo, my real flesh and blood brother
Kam5: Ooooh, your actual twin brother
Ivan: Yep bebe, see you later
Kam5: Adiós bebe
Ivan: :*
Hattori: I am off too, people started arriving to my place now
Kam5: Going to a club?
Hattori: Yep
Kam5: Ok Hattori, don’t get uber drunk tonight
Hattori: Have we met?
Kam5: Oh lord, that sounds so dangerous
Kam5: I am off too, I will go to buy something to eat, I will be back later guy
ApplePie: Bye Kam
Kam5: Bye sweety