Chapter 7: Chat *o r g y*

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Ivan: Reggie’s castle is bigger, everyone, drinks, and bitches at Reggie’s castle Kam5: Hey, who are you calling a b itch? Ivan: Not you bebe, you are a princess Kam5: Aja :I Ivan: Noooo, ugly face noooo, please (little doggy puppy cute eyes emoji) ApplePie: We are under attack Logan: Everybody get ready to defend and kill Logan: Pie SOS on the W4R group ApplePie: Done already Reggie: Do we attack first? Logan: Let me scout and then we start multiple rallies all at once Logan: The rallies leaders are Reggie, Hattori and me Steven: I am on if you need Logan: Oh great Steven, do you have time to fight? Steven: Yes, just logged in when Pie texted on the W4R group, I have a couple of hours if we need time Logan: Great, then Steven is the forth leader Logan: Everybody MUST send troops to the 4 rallies, ok? Kam5: What type of troops? Hattori: Noob Kam5: :I shut up ApplePie: Kam, each leader will ask for the troops, so be careful not sending them mix Kam5: Oh thanks sweety Pie Kam5: Hattori :I that is for you Hattori: :P Logan: Ok, Hattori take the guy close to your castle Logan: Steven I will take the guy closer to me MATADOR K:59 X:149 Y:325, and you take the other CAZADOR K:59 X:149 Y:326 Steven: Ok Logan Logan: Reggie, the guy that is close to our bank Reggie: Consider him dead Logan: Everybody ready, we will rally in one minute lapses, so speed up troops Logan: Pie, did more people respond to the W4R group? ApplePie: Just Steven and MathLover MathLover: I am here now Logan: Oh great, do you want to be a rally leader MathLover? MathLover: If you think it is needed, if not I can reinforce other leaders. Logan: Ok reinforce, and in case more people come you launch a rally. MathLover: Ok Kam5: Hi Math, how are you sweety? MathLover: Hey Kam, great and you? Kam5: Just playing, for a while now, you missed the chat orgy sweety MathLover: I was reading Kam5: Oh my, Math, are you a voyeur? Hattori: Kam give the man a break, you maniac Kam5: Jajaja I am joking Hattori, plus Math is my man, you know? Hattori: He is what???? Kam5: My man, my first man to be precise, he always came to my rescue and help, right Math? MathLover: Of course Kam Kam5: See, he is my man :P Hattori: You sneaky woman Kam5: Have we met? Jajaja Hattori: Apparently not completely Kam5: Cause you play the hard to get ApplePie: I am getting hard now Kam5: Piiiiiiie, too many details, not needed Logan: Hahaha you woke the monster? ApplePie: He is hungry Kam5: Oh lord, I am scared to ask Hattori: Don’t be afraid, ask ;) Kam5: Aja, that is what my neighbor’s boyfriend told her and she has 5 kids now Hattori: Jajajaja ApplePie: Hey Hattori, you are writing the laugh incorrectly as Kam Kam5: No Pie, it is not incorrect, he is just laughing in Spanish, like me ;) ApplePie: In Spanish? Kam5: You know I am from Mexico, right? ApplePie: Yeah Kam5: Ok, in Spanish the H is silent, has no sound, so even when I know the sound of it in English and you write the laughter as hahaha, I feel like laughing a a a a, so the H in English sounds like the J in Spanish, got it ApplePie: Ooooooh ApplePie: Jajajaja Kam5: Oh sweety, now you are laughing in Spanish :P Kam5: They learn so fast Logan: Also her laughter sounds sexier than the regular ones Kam5: Obviously ;D Kam5: Are we doing a second rally on each attacker? Logan: Nah, they are f ucked now Kam5: How do you know? Hattori: We zeroed all of them Kam Kam5: zeroed? Hattori: Oh you noob Kam5: :D Hattori: They have no more troops, their troops are all dead Kam5: How do you know? ApplePie: We scout several times each player Kam Kam5: Ah not only before attacking? ApplePie: No, every attack we scout, to see if they get reinforced, have them hiding or we killed them all Kam5: Hiding? ApplePie: You can hide your troops Kam, don’t you hide them? Kam5: Do you think I hide them if I am asking what that means? ApplePie: Touché ApplePie: You shelter them, or send them to a fake rally or to a false attack Kam5: I am afraid of keep asking, :S ApplePie: That is why we are here, to help you learn the game Kam5: Can you explain each of the last 3 things :S Hattori: Kam, you are such a noob Kam5: Flash news, that’s ancient history :P we all know that Hattori: I know, I am just stating the obvious :) Kam5: You enjoy making me suffer Hattori: Hell yeah! ;) Kam5: Kinky wink? Hattori: Yep ApplePie: If you want Kam, tomorrow I can explain everything to you, each one of the options we have to hide our troops and help you doing all of that, so you know what to do Kam5: Oh Pie, do you know that I love you? Kam5: :* Kam5: (heart eyes emoji) Ivan: Bebe, I am getting jealous Kam5: Ivan, bebe, don’t, you can come tomorrow Logan: Or right now :P Kam5: Loooooogan Logan: Just giving him some options Ivan: Done Logan: So fast? Problems down there? 3 seconds? Hahaha Reggie: Hey man, 2 and half hahaha Ivan: I had been doing it for the last thirty minutes, shut up Kam5: Ewwwwww too many details, again, not needed Ivan: Jajajaja Kam5: Bebe, you are laughing in Spanish Ivan: Si bebe ;) Reggie: Hey Logan, I got to go, see you all later Logan: Ok Regg, see ya! Ivan: Bye bro Reggie: Bye bro Kam5: Oh Love is in the aiiiiir :P Reggie: Kam, don’t make me start Kam5: or what? Reggie: Tomorrow you will feel my anger missy Kam5: Can’t wait :P Ivan: I will also go, I have to go out with my brother Kam5: With Reggie? Ivan: Nooo, my real flesh and blood brother Kam5: Ooooh, your actual twin brother Ivan: Yep bebe, see you later Kam5: Adiós bebe Ivan: :* Hattori: I am off too, people started arriving to my place now Kam5: Going to a club? Hattori: Yep Kam5: Ok Hattori, don’t get uber drunk tonight Hattori: Have we met? Kam5: Oh lord, that sounds so dangerous Kam5: I am off too, I will go to buy something to eat, I will be back later guy ApplePie: Bye Kam Kam5: Bye sweety
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