Jessica “YOU DID WHAT?!” Sydney exclaims in the booth that we are sitting in inside the restaurant, eyes wide from what I just told her - that I dreamt that I had s*x with my own stepbrother and that actually enjoyed it. That dream made me c*m. I’m not proud of it, but it is what it is. “Sydney, not so loud!” I grimace and look around, hoping nobody hears her, but all around us, people are staring. Their eyes are wide, and their mouths are slacking to the ground. f*****g Christ. Sydney looks around, too, and then lowers her voice with her eyes almost bulging out of her head. “Sorry! I just...did you really dream that?” “Sure did,” I squirm in my seat, unsure what to do or say right now. “And...I...umm...sort of liked it?” Sydney looks at me like I’ve just announced that I’

