SAGE I’m awakened by some noise from the bathroom. It sounds like someone is throwing up or something. Is that a sob? “Oh God!” I sit up and bang my head on the headboard. Not this drama. I know it’s going to be some stupid thing. Someone remind me why I wasn’t doing the relationship crap. I push the covers off and step out of bed. I walk to the bathroom and lean against the door, looking at Brianna, puking her lungs off. This is just disgusting and I don’t know how to behave. See? I have never been good at the relationship s**t. If it were someone nice, they would be holding her hair back, comforting her or that s**t the lovey dovies do. Should I do that? Nah! I’m just going to stand here and talk to her from her far. This s**t isn’t meant for me. “What’s up?” I ask running my

