not plastic
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6 years has past prior to the divorce,
she enrolled in online and graduated,
she hates men but not all men
she graduated school and soon enrolling in a twerk university and yes it exists
she stayed with her aunt in Illinois who is also a twerker and are her children/ my cousins who I never knew until 6 years ago {because of him} who also graduated in the same twerk university that I applied to
I changed my surname to my mother's maiden name, which is really a coincidence that my cousins also Changed their last name to their mum's maiden name, we all have daddy issues
July 15th 20**
Me: [happily] I am finally eighteen, I can have my freedom to go where ever I want and anytime i want
My mum : you still have curfew young lady
Me: but mum
My mum: no buts you are still my little angel and I dont want to see you hurt
Aunt Stacy : your mother is right, it is dangerous out there, with k********g and r****g issues in the city
Me : I understand both of you want the best for me, but you have to understand that I will soon be in university you can always be there for me
My mum: I know we cant keep you locked up but we will always try to protect thats what families are for
Me: thank you for protecting, I am a grateful to both of you that I have a blessed family
My mum: dont forget we still have to go to the university tomorrow to check it out
Aunt Stacy: dont worry temitope every thing will be fine, my daughters graduated from the same university with first class in twerking and business management
Me: thats a lot of pressure, I dont know if I will be first class
Aunt Stacy: dont worry Katrina you will be fine, my daughters did not pass in their first year until I sat with them and discussed the problems, they had passion and they wanted to be in the family business which is twerking, so don't be discouraged plus your friends will be with you, they had been with you in tough times to cheer you up, dont give up
My daughters will be back in an hour they will talk to you and relieve of your doubts
Me: thanks, I have a question I have been meaning to ask
Aunt stacy : what is the question
Me: how do all of you have big bootys
Aunt stacy : is quite simple,it is all plastic sugery, your mum and I got it at the age of 19, your cousins did
it at the age of 20
Me: I should have known all that wasnt real
Aunt stacy: we dont say fake around here young lady, our bootys have the same qualities of a real
one,we are proud family of big bootys so dont say that again, plus you are getting your own at the
appropriate time of your choice
Me: ok I will say that again
Stacy: before I get angry, go and wash your clothes but not with laundry but with bowl,water and
detergent
Me: okay ma, wow I stroke a nerve in her, I guess I wont open my big mouth,now I have doomed my self
with washing clothes the Nigerian way
35 minutes
and later done washing the clothes, now its time to bath
Got into to the shower and started singing
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
(Oh my God, look at her butt)
For about 20 minutes,
I was singing that song after I finished I completely forgot my towel
I got my towel but it was to late , my cousins saw me already and I felt embarrassed
Trixie: Katrina its just us
Me: I know I dont want anyone to see me naked
Trixie: we all gals here so theres nothing to feel embarrassed about
Me: i removed my towel only for me to feel uncomfortable
Trixie: why are you ashamed of being naked, you have to proud of that body
Naomi: yeah you dont have to be afraid, you got big boobs with a cute ass
Me: yeah I have a very small ass compared to you guys
Trixie: you know its all plastic right, we just did it because it is tradition to get a big booty
Me: yeah I know your mum told me about it
Trixie: she told us that you used the word fake yeah don't say that it is forbidden around here
And she also told us your worries about twerk university, you don't need to be scared,
we didn't get it at
first,but we had passion for twerking because we wanted impress our mom and bring honour to the family
name
Naomi: remember to have fun its not all about reading just have fun and stay away from boys
Me: thanks for calming me down, I consider both of you my older sisters, thanks for having me in your
room
Naomi and Trixie: no problem we have always wanted with a younger sister
Naomi: put on your clothes while we have our bath
Trixie: my mom said that we are eating semo and gbegiri whatever that is
Me: haven't you eaten semo and gbegiri
Naomi: not really, we were a little when our mom relocated to illonois, we have never eaten a Nigerian
meal before, the only thing I can remember taking was pap
Me: 101 in Nigerian delicacy always eat with your hand
Trixie: I don't think I can do that
Me: you also have the choice of using cutleries
Naomi: cutleries is better
Trixie : lets freshen and we will meet you down stairs
Me: ok
15 mins later
Aunt Stacy: food is ready, come and eat before it gets cold
Me: the gbegiri smells good
Aunt Stacy: glad you like it, Trixie and Naomi I know you have not tasted it before but try it and you will
like it
Naomi: okay mom, but I want to use utensils to eat it
Trixie: also me
Aunt Stacy: why
Trixe: I dont like getting my hands dirty
Aunt Stacy: ok if you say so
Me: lets dig in
aunt Stacy: where are you manners don't you know we have to pray first
Me: oh yeah I forgot
Aunt Stacy: Naomi lead us in prayer
Naomi : father Lord thank you for giving us shelter, clothes and food, it is by your grace that we are still
alive, lord, we are exalts your name o lord , as we are about eat lord, bless the food in the name of
Jesus, many people do not have food but you have provided us with food, we thank you, God, in jesus
mighty name we have pray
Everyone: amen
21 mins later
Trixie: this was a very nice meal mum
Naomi: this is so sweet, I never knew you can make beans soup
Aunt Stacy: there is so much Nigerian dish to explore, I am glad to make my local dish, it was actually you aunt that made me want to cook it , because you have never tasted it before
Naomi: thank you aunt Temitope
My mum: your welcome, I have always wanted you gals to actually enjoy a dish from our home country To make you feel that you feel Nigerian since you have been in Illinois all your life
Aunt Stacy : Naomi and Katrina wash the plates while Trixie will clean the dinning table
Me: ok ma
17 mins later
My mum: all of you should get ready for tomorrow
Naomi : we have plans tomorrow
Aunt Stacy: what plans
Naomi: we were invited by a club and we have already been paid so we cant back out at the last minute
My mum: I understand, just don't think about work all the time
Trixie: ok aunt Temitope, we just want to make you proud
My mum: so it is just us three
Naomi: you have nothing to worry about, we graduated from there and we turned out fine, eventually Aunt
Stacy: yeah there is nothing to worry about
Me: I am off to bed My mum: goodnight sweetie Me: goodnight mum
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