
s*x is easy to come by for Eli. His friend with benefits, Casey, is always ready, willing, and oh so very able. With a certain February holiday approaching, Eli has a pang in his heart for more, though.
The week of Valentine’s Day, it seems as if things are about to change. Poetry and sweet nothings abound, but the one they come from is a bit of shock. By the time February 14th arrives, Eli finds himself with more than one suitor, a possible marriage proposal, and a big decision to make.
Who will Eli choose, and how will he deal with rejecting someone and breaking their heart?

Chapter 1“Banana… “Ba-na-na… “Baaaaa-naaaa-na…” Elijah Wentworth held one up for Eddie, the chimpanzee. “Banana.” He said it half a dozen more times—“banana, banana, banana”—signing it each time by holding up his index finger and “peeling” it with his other hand. “Banana, Eddie. Ba-na-na. Ba-na-na. Ba-na-na.” Nothing. Eli sighed. Three hours in on his first day, Eddie wasn’t doing terribly well at the task at hand—or maybe Eli wasn’t. He opened his satchel for a midmorning snack. “Knock, knock,” he said. “Who’s there? Orange.” Eli held it up. “Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?” The chimp actually grinned. He started jumping up and down, reached out. “Want some?” Eli asked. Eddie the chimp made his move. He didn’t want some; he wanted the whole thing. And he took it.
