Madly in love with the CEO's son

I stare at the traffic in front of me, I have been here for the past 30 minutes and no car is moving we are stuck here Oh how I wish I had the supper powers so I could fly away, I sigh Not happening, Chloe at least not in this life My phone rang Sexy ass b***h I chuckled at the number she saved for herself picking up her phone I was met with her screaming “Where the hell are you?” she screamed in my ears ringing for a moment “Oh you know the usual, getting c**k sucked” I blurted “ you don't even have one,” she said “ what picture did I w******p 5 minutes ago Emma? I am stuck in this goddamn traffic for 30 minutes” I have this sudden urge to lie down and let someone ride over me “You are so getting fired today, Ethan here has been shouting for an hour asking where the hell you are I told him And he said you should come up with better excuses, as if he doesn't know the traffic of New York, donkey ass b***h” “Ethan our manager always in a bad mood, always since he joined this company his mood has been bad I believe if someone forces him at gunpoint to join this company Not a single smile on his face we have ever seen, he is 35 years married don't know if he is happy because it was, he would have been doing cartwheels here He has only one daughter And I heard she is cute but annoying too I would hit my head here on the steering wheel if these cars don't start moving “I’ll be there soon just distract him please” I checked my wristwatch and panic flooded me I was late “I’d flash him when he’ll come near me,” she says in a boring tone I frown at my phone wishing she could see my face, she is a friend who would die for you I tap my fingers on the steering wheel tapping my foot eagerly as I turn my head to the left A man in his 60s was in a white car beside me, I was shocked when I saw he was already looking Creep He had a goofy smile on his face as he whistled at me but failing he blew air out of his mouth I bit my lip trying not to laugh I looked at him, what was that old man tryna do? Still goofily smiling at me I awkwardly smile back “You look like someone I have seen before,” he says loudly so I can hear I tilt my head to the side grinning “Really like who?” “Mike Wazowski” A smile still on my lip as I frown and remember if he was any celebrity, but why would he compare me to a male? When the reality hit me I gasped loud The one from Monster Inc. How could I not figure it out He grinned at me and blinked “You agree too right?” Soon cars started moving I stick my head out and shouted “You old b***h” and sped a little so my car could be near his “Oi! May you fall on your wrinkly ass when you walked down the stairs” I huff giving him a last glare I rolled up my window now wearing my sunglasses and putting on some music “You bring good to my lonely life Honestly, It's hard for me to look into your eyes when I say That I would be nothing without your love” I sing the lyrics out loudly I'm in love with Abel Tesfaye aka The Weekend I could jump off a cliff happily if he asked me to I hate these fake XO fans who have only listened to his ‘Die for You’ or ‘Creeping’ I mean I want to choke the life out of them Playing his old OG songs all the way I parked my car turned the engine off and then looked in the rearview mirror taking my purse I took out my cotton candy lip balm and dabbed it on my lip quickly fixing my hair and getting out of the car I get inside the tall building and stop at the reception greeting Ava she gives me a smile nodding “Hey nut” I hear a voice and turn to my left seeing Josh He smiles and winks “Hi Mr crabby Pants” He shakes his head “You will not stop calling me that now will you?” I click my tongue “Never, and hey! You also call me nuts” He laughs “Well that's my favorite I can never forget that day” and then he started laughing his ass off holding his hand on his stomach as he laughs loudly I give him a boring look As Josh continues to laugh uproariously I couldn't help but roll my eyes and playfully punch his arm “Alright alright enough with the laughing, or else you are gonna poop on your pants” I said trying to stifle a smile Ava watched our playful banter with amusement “Hey why is Josh laughing so much tell me about your weird nicknames too” she chimed in grinning I glanced at Josh who had finally managed to catch his breath “Well Ava it all started at Josh’s epic party a few years ago” I began “He decided to throw a party and a normal party? Nuh uh he threw this theme party of ‘Under the sea’, we’re talking inflatable palm tree colorful fish decoration and Josh dressed as a crustacean complete with a pincer and all” Her eyes widened in disbelief as she tried to imagine it while Josh’s cheek turned pink at that “He dressed as a complete crab, the best part was when he *tried* to impress us with his signature moves he started doing bizarre crab-like dances complete with sideways Shuffling I on the other hand was laughing so hard I think I even peeped at myself a little” I chuckled Josh cut me off “Hey now! I thought I was killing it on the dance floor” I laughed at his attempt to defend himself “Now about her, I had this cake that top was filled with nuts I decided we could cut a cake you know just for fun” he rolled his eyes “ well Miss Nuts convinced me that she wanted to cut the cake because her birthday was far away so I let her do it and then” he bit his lip trying to chuckle “ I pushed her head into the cake when she stood straight her face was filled with Nuts and in her in her nose as well, God that was so funny I couldn’t sleep because it haunted me” Ava started laughing looking at me and punching my arm playfully Well not playfully as I was about to fall on the ground with that hard punch Man she goes to the gym Thankfully I strumbled back but saved myself from falling “Such a lovely story of Mr Peter and Miss Bennet, aww I ship” I turn around at the voice real fast My heart thudded in my chest loudly as my eyes widened right in front of us was standing Ethan our manager He had this fake smile on his face when he looked between me and Josh “ what should be the ship name then?” He tapped his finger on his mouth thinking I turn my head towards Josh scared signaling a ‘death sign he nods “Oh! Uh how about Chosh or Closh such a good name right” he squealed like a kid clapping his hands together Oh boy he was good at acting, I think he skipped his mental pills today Then he crossed his arms around his chest and his smile fell, shit He glared at me and Josh “you two better be in my office” I nod slowly “Now” he turns on his heel walking back, okay I gotta say Ethan’abut was a big deal I think even bigger than his wife He looked like Donald Duck no offense as he walked back “You checking out his ass?” Josh said c*****g his head I made a disgusting face how the hell did he think of me checking out Ethan’s ass “Eww Josh” It was confirmed that me and Josh were getting fired then we both could sit on the luxurious path here in New York with a bowl Nice