Drummer

6

I sat on my bed reading some Stephen King when Pj bursted through the door. He had a smug smile on his face as he fell on the end of my bed face down.

"Why are you so happy?" I asked genuinely curious.

"Oh nothing. Maybe because I have a date with the hot singer from Blurry Haven!" He exclaimed and I looked at him with wide eyes. "Oh yeah, I'm gay if you haven't noticed."

I laughed at his last remark. "Haha, not why I was shocked but thanks for the already-clear info." I said and he scoffed. "I was shocked to hear that Chris is gay." I stated and he looked at me.

"Why? Because he's in a band and most band members just sleep with woman and get drunk?"

"No Peej, don't take it the wrong way. I actually think Chris is cool and stuff. I was just saying that I didn't expect it. I'm happy you have a date with him."

"Well thanks, buddy!" He exclaimed and stood up. "Wait..." He stopped and came close to me and sniffed me. "Why do you smell like beer?" He asked and I gulped making him grin. "You like alcohol don't you, Squidward?" Pj joked and I scoffed.

"Did you just quote Spongebob?" I asked and he laughed. "You're such a child." 

"You are too since you know where it's from." Pj explained and I sighed.

"Touché." I said and Pj smirked

"Anyways, you drink?" He asked and I sighed once more.

"Yesterday was my first time." I explained and he laughed.

"Dan?" He asked and I nodded. "Well ain't that peachy?" He said happily. "You know what?" He started and stood up. "I think he likes you. And I mean like you like you." He said and I laughed.

"Dan Howell? I don't think so, Pj." I said, closing the book and standing up. "I'm going take a shower." I said and Pj just left without saying another word.

"s*x!" I heard from the door as I picked out some boxers from my drawer. "Got your attention, didn't I?" Dan smirked and I just scoffed.

"Sure, Howell." I said sarcastically.

"I need your help." He said, closing the door behind him.

"Whatever it is, no." I said and he laughed.

"I'll take that as a yes." He said and threw himself on his bed facing me. "I need you to accompany me to a party."

"Nooooo." I said, emphasizing on the 'no'. 

"I'm afraid you have no choice." He said and stood up.

"Why?" I asked annoyed.

"Because I need to deliver a package and you seem... Not menacing which is good since they wont suspect me." He relaxed against the head of the bed.

"Don't tell me it's drugs." I pushed my hair back and he laughed.

"Dude, I'm not... how do I put this?... smart enough to sell drugs." He laughed out and let out a relieved sigh. "I just need to take some alcohol."

"Ah that make things ten times better!" I shout sarcastically. "And since when we became friends?"

"Since I took your alcohol virginity." He laughed out and I sighed

"Well the answer is still no." I said and he looked at me.

"I'll buy you your breakfast for a whole month." He bargained.

"Deal."