CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
YOU LOGGED ON
DRU LOGGED ON
DRU I hate my life. HATE MY LIFE!
EM Oh dear. What happened now?
DRU BTW, your hair is ... intense.
EM Intense good, or intense bad?
DRU Good. I like it. You should be able to have neon orange hair if you like.
EM It’s not neon!
DRU I hate my life!
EM You said that already. What’s up?
DRU Richard. He wants to have a ménage. Just me, him ... and his ex.
EM Whoa. I didn’t see that coming. No pun intended.
DRU !!!
EM What did you say?
DRU I said no!
EM And then?
DRU I hung up on him. And then I cried, because the only man I can get nowadays is gay or bi or I don’t know what, and likes his ex better than me.
EM That’s not true. Why don’t you try one of the dating apps and find yourself another man? Wait, I’m not sure that’s the a
