CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR YOU LOGGED ON EM I hope you’re sitting down. EM Oh no, you aren’t here? EM Dru? EM *sigh* I have the evening to end all evenings to tell you about, and you’re MIA. OK. I’m going to start narrating it now because if I don’t, I may never do it. I’m so pooped. No, beyond pooped and into the land of downright comatose. I’m so tired I don’t know what to feel, whether I should be looking for a rock to crawl under, or happy, or mad, or all of them. I suspect it’s all of them, but in order to explain it, I’m going to have to start at the beginning; otherwise it’ll be too confusing. Ready? OK, let’s dive right in. Yesterday evening, Holly and I and the three other girls on the committee finished setting up for the party. I set the girls to work on the food, and got Holly

