CHAPTER ELEVEN
YOU LOGGED ON
DRU So? What’s the decision on the dress?
DRU Inquiring minds want to know.
DRU And by inquiring, I mean people who are still f*******n to drive while their leg is in a cast.
EM Oh, hellos. Well, since all the clenching and thrusting doesn’t seem to have made much of a difference to my butt, I’ve decided to wear my tiger dress.
EM You have a tiger dress?
EM Of course I do. I just said I did, didn’t I?
DRU What’s it look like?
EM ...
EM Like a tiger!
DRU Like an actual tiger, or just tiger stripes?
EM It’s like you’re a stranger who doesn’t have all of my clothing memorized. It has diagonal stripes that do an excellent job of hiding the problem with my butt.
DRU Your butt has a problem now? Other than expanding?
EM Ha ha, you so funny. Fishnets or
