CHAPTER FOURTEEN
YOU LOGGED ON
EM Hey.
EM It’s after five your time.
EM Why haven’t you texted me? What are you doing? You aren’t gettin’ it on with this UPS dude, are you? Not that it’s any of my business, only I want to make sure you haven’t been murdered and dumped by the side of the road.
EM Let me know when you’re done having steamy UPS s*x.
DRU LOGGED ON
DRU I’m here, I’m here. Stop worrying that Richard murdered me and chopped me up into little bits, then force-fed me to his hogs.
DRU Not that he has any.
DRU Hogs, that is.
EM Oh, thank god, you’re alive! Richard, did you say?
EM Richard who?
DRU Richard Gatling. Yes, like the g*n, and no, he’s not related.
DRU He’s ... oh, it’s hard to put into words. He’s very sweet, very thoughtful, and was so interested in me.
DRU
