CHAPTER SIXTEEN
Subject: Details of the ghost or entity at 249 Basque Close
From: TheEmster@oxwills.gobbottle.co.uk
To: enquiries@prs.org
Cc: Dru@seattlebikerchix.com
Date: 8 October 11:19 a.m.
Dear Psychic Research Society,
I am an American woman living in a house at 249 Basque Close, Piddlington-on-the-Weld, Oxfordshire, and my underwear drawer is haunted by some sort of ghost, entity, poltergeist, or other being that would be likely to haunt an underwear drawer and routinely throw underwear around the room when I’m not around.
At first I thought it was my parents having a bit of fun, but after extensive tests (see attached spreadsheet), it has become crystal clear that nothing human could be rummaging around my undies. It’s getting a bit old having to pick up everything almost
