EMILY’S HANDY TIPS TO READING THIS BOOK
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EMILY’S HANDY TIPS TO READING THIS BOOK
The author, in what she calls her “wisdom,” has decided to recount my story in the series of texts in which they were originally written. Because it would be weird to make the whole book a series of my phone screens, she stripped out the text and slapped it straight into the book.
I know. I told her to do it differently, but will she listen to me? No, she won’t. Authors, man!
Anyhoo, in case you get confused by who’s saying what, here’s a key:
EM Emily (AKA me)
DRU Dru (my bestie)
FANG Fang (my friend with benefits. Kind of. It’s complicated...)
There you go! You should be set. Oh, and you might want to read the author’s note at the end of my fabulous story just in case a few parts of the book sound familiar. It turns out the author has been writing about my life for years! I feel so violated! Also, kind of famous.
Emily Williams, heroine
- Writer
