CHAPTER SIX
YOU LOGGED ON
EM Dru? You there? WAKE UP!
EM I have important stuffs to tell you!
EM Dammit, girl, don’t be telling me you aren’t awake at ... uh ... calculating ... 5:43 a.m.!
EM Dru?
EM sigh
You have opened a private document. Press the microphone to start speech-to-text
PERSONAL AND PRIVATE JOURNAL OF EMILY WILLIAMS
Note to self: come up with a really smart title if this ever gets turned into a smutty book and/or movie franchise.
Note to self: also change my name so people don’t know this is my s*x life they’re watching or reading about.
Note to self: also change other people’s names. Just in case they sue me for using their names and take away all the money I make from the movies and books.
OK, where to start. First of all, I’m doing this because there are just
