Westley looked Doris in the eyes and said, "You are the first woman to hit me. You should be afraid."
Doris: "I won't be the last. There are lots of people that want to hit you. After all, you look stupid."
Westley chuckled and said, "Stupid is as stupid does."
Doris: "Then you must be the stupidest man on the planet. Here, let me ask you a few questions: Am I a plaything when I am called a plaything? They say Helen is your fiancée. So, is she your fiancée? What if I said I was your mother and Helen wasn't having your baby? If you could not answer my questions, wouldn't that prove that you are stupid?"
Westley had been able to laugh it off the first time she had said that he was stupid, but his ire began to rise as she repeated the insult over and over again. "Are you done yet?" he g
