ion: can we just talk about where she got her bosses from
Me and dad: mom
So I sat in the back of the car while they sat in the back it was so hot in the car I was going in and out with the heat
Me: okay so are you trying to kill me back here you could open a window
Lion: sorry about that
Me: Do any of you have a stress ball or something that I can squeeze
Lion: I have balls but you can’t squeeze
Me: you know what stops the car these twins are coming are out of me now and before you say in my car yes in your car
Lion: Mal the hospital is five minutes away
Me: you know what our divorce can wait for minutes
Lion: okay pulling over
Me: so which one of y’all are going to take these f*****g TWINS OUT ME
Lion: I’m out how about the father oh the girl who carries the kids take this on
