SCRAWNY BUTTSIn Stone County, Arkansas, in a holler between two mountains, there is a place where the men are known to have the scrawniest butts in the county. This causes their britches to slide down pert near their bottoms and, in extreme cases, exposes for the entire world to see (leastways, in that area) their flat-as-a-pancake butts. The women are used to seeing their menfolk's scrawny bottoms, especially in the heat of summer when the men are known to wear nothing a'tall, as they go about their daily chores picking tomatoes or plowing a field.
Sparking was a simple process in that holler, since the men often wore no clothes and were not at all bashful about showing their skinny butts to anyone who wanted to take a peek. The womenfolk, of course, were always fertile and ready for a t
