“First of it was mint chocolate, not toothpaste” Josh warns and a thick laugh bubbles out of me. I can't hold in the ridiculousness of how he made us pretend like we were a couple when we got to Green Valley. It had been reserved for a couples program. A s*x awareness event for old people but there was free space for ice cream tasting and I could swear Josh was giddy. Though His version of best flavour after trying a lot does scream toothpaste to me. I didn’t let my aversion to it go unnoticed and we did try a lot even though the lady in charge always gave a side eye whenever we came for a refill. The event varied from weird to boring to crazy, they even had props to demonstrate s*x positions. We left after a man called on us the youngest couple for a demonstration, ran out actually

