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Fancy POV
I'm kinakabahan today. I don't know why but there's kumakabog sa heart ko, e.
Bumangon na ako and make labas na sa kwarto ko. I saw my personal yaya that is so AB-normal. She's weird kasi, e. And sometimes she's making painit my ulo.
"Goodmorning Mam Fancy ganda!" Bati niya sa akin.
I smiled at her naman because she's mabait naman. And she's nakakatagal to my ugali.
"Goodmorning." Bati ko.
"Mam, knock knock po!"
"Ha? There's no pinto naman? Are you baliw na ba, yaya?"
She make kamot to her ulo. Oh, she have kuto din? "Mam naman. You is basag basag me."
"What?" My noo is nag-pretzel knots.
"Wala mam. Hehe sige po. Kain na po kayong breakfast sa baba. Nakahanda na po. Nandoon na din po si Sir James."
Tumango lang ako at nilampasan na niya. Yaya is weird talaga sometimes.
Pagbaba ko sa kitchen, I saw Patrick eating like there's no tomorrow. So gutom?
"O, binibini. Ikaw ay maupo na at pagsaluhan natin ang mga putaheng nakahanda sa hapag."
I showed him my so tuwid face. "Seriously, Patrick? I'm nano-nosebleed na talaga to your deep tagalog."
"Ipagpaumanhin mo, binibini. Sapagkat ako'y nahatulang magsalita ng tagalog dahil tayo'y nasa sarili nating bayan. Ang Pilipinas. Tagalog ang ating salita, kaya naman, ito ang dapat nating gamiting wika. Dahil ang hindi gumagamit ng sariling wika ay mas malansa pa sa isda."
Patrick is nababaliw na talaga. "I'm gonna putol your dila na, ha!"
He just rolled his eyes at me. Rolled his eyes? He's bakla yata, e. Psh. I'm umupo na sa upuan ko and started to put pagkain to my plato.
"Mam Fancy! Mam Fancy!"
Omg. "Is there a sunog ba??"
"I don't know mam kung may sunog. Siguro po. Hehe."
Naningkit ang mata ko kay Yaya. "Then why are you shouting? Can't you see? I'm kumakain."
"Kasi mam may bisita po kayo."
My noo is nag-pretzel knots. If it's Sydd, welcome naman siya at diretso na siya kapag pumapasok dito sa bahay. But who's that?
"What's the name daw?"
"Hazel po mam. Magandang babae po."
Hazel? Bakit naman ako pinuntahan ni Hazel ng ganito kaaga?
I'm tumayo and headed toward the living room. She's sitting at the sofa. She's ngumiti agad when she saw me. She's mabait na, e. She's not masama na ang ugali like before.
"Hazel."
"Hi, Fancy! Naistorbo ba kita?"
"Not really. Why so early?" I asked her.
I'm lumapit to her ang nag-beso kami. It's totoo ha! Not plastik. Kay boobie girl lang naman ako plastik.
"Ah. Kasi andito ako para sana yayain ka."
"Yayain? Where?"
"Nag-usap kami ni Blake. And because it's so hot, we decided to go to a swimming. May nahanap na kaming resort. With pool and dagat. Gusto sana kitang yayain para at least, apat tayo. Isama mo din si Sydd. Baka kasi boring kapag kami lang dalawa ni Blake. Tutal magkakaibigan na din naman tayo."
Oh. Si Blake is kasama? Swimming, not bad. Kasi it's really mainit talaga. But... It's awkward kaya? I'm naaano pa naman whenever I see them na magkasama. Si Hazel and Blake. But, alright. I'm not bitter naman, e. So why not?
"When?"
"Actually ngayong araw na 'to. Kaya nga maaga ako pumunta dito." She said smiling. "Is it fine with you?"
"Hm, I'll try to call Sydd first. Okay? Then, I will call you if we're gonna make sama." I said.
"Sure." She said. "Oh wait. Here's my number. In case you don't know." She's dumukot ng something card sa wallet niya and it's her calling card.
"Alright? Gonna tawag you later!"
"Sige. Aalis na ako ha. Magpe-prepare na din ako ng mga foods and everything for swimming. Sana talaga makasama kayo."
I smiled at her. "Of course. I hope Sydd is pwede today."
"I hope so, too. Mauna na ako."
"Alright! Bye."
I'm huminga ng malalim. Oh my. Swimming. We're going to make langoy! Uh. I need to call Sydd nga pala.
Paakyat na ako ng kwarto ko when Yaya blocked my way.
"What??"
"Mam hindi pa po kayo nakakakain ng maayos? Kain po muna kayo."
I'm ngumiti to her. My yaya is so maalaga talaga kahit sometimes she's nakakairita.
"Bababa ako later. I will get my phone first."
"Ako na po ang kukuha mam."
Sabagay. She's right naman. "Okay. You make kuha my phone on the bedside table. Okay? I'm gonna eat my breakfast na."
"Okay po mam!"
Lumiko na ako sa kitchen and still, Patrick is making kain pa din. So lakas kumain. That's why he can't maintain his ABS, e.
"Mam! Mam! Eto na 'po ang phone."
Nilingon ko si yaya and seriously, may face is nag-straight talaga.
"Bakit po mam? Hehe."
Lalong naningkit ang super duper ganda kong eyes. "Seriously, yaya?! Sabi ko 'yong phone ko!" My dugo is kumukulo na. Gosh!
"Phone nga po ito." Sagot niya.
For pikachu's sake! She just kuha lang naman the landline phone! Literal na telephone. "I said, my phone! Cell phone. Not a landline phone! Yaya I'm sumasakit ang ulo sa 'yo!"
"E, hehe mam. Sorry po. Sabi niyo po kasi phone, e. Sa susunod po, ayusin niyo mam ha? Ayusin niyo."
Seriously? The heck? My golly! My ulo is really sumasakit kay yaya.
"GO! GET MY PHONE!!" I shouted.
She ran as fast as she could. Gosh! My dugo is nag-iinit.
"Alam mo binibini, huwag mong sirain ang iyong umaga. Palagi kang ngumiti. Nakakapangit ang laging galit."
Dumagdag pa si Patrick. Argggg! My ulo is mababasag na talaga! To the highest mountain everest!
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Sinipa ko si Sydd sa pwet niya. It's matambok kasi. Kidding! He's smirking at me kasi, like nang-aasar.
"Masakit 'yon, wifey!"
"You kasi, e. I wanna dukot your eyeballs ha. Psh."
"Sungit mo talaga. Hahalikan na talaga kita diyan, e."
Dug, dug.
Duh! Why is is my heart is nagre-react ba. "Manyak!"
"Ako, manyak? Ikaw nga 'tong naninipa sa pwet. Huwag gano'n, wifey."
I rolled my eyes. Arrghhh. He's always making me asar talaga and I'm naiinis. Kapag I'm napuno talaga, I will tapyas his pwet, e.
"Fancy, o! Barbecue." Inabot sa akin ni Hazel ang plate of barbecue. Kakatapos lang nila mag-ihaw ni Blake.
Speaking. We're here at the resort. Me, Sydd, Hazel and Blake. It was like a double dat but it wasn't. Duh. 'Di ko kaya date si Sydd. Psh.
"Thank you." I said then I make kuha the plate and make it patong sa mesa namin dito sa cottage.
Kanina while papunta here, we have our own car. Me and Sydd. Then another car for Blake and Hazel. We're nag-take out ng pizza and more, kahit may mga dala si Hazel na mga ganyan, barbecue, pasta and lot more.
We never talk pa. Kami ni Blake but he smiled at me kanina pagdating dito sa resort. I don't know nga if I'm assuming lang, e. Pero I noticed that he kep on looking at me. Pakonti-onti, like that. But maybe I was just assuming or maybe I am too sexy and gorgeous for him to make tingin to me.
"Sarap ng pagkain. Dami, putspa!" Sabi ni Sydd. He's patay gutom talaga, ever.
"You're umayos nga. You looked like a poor panget."
"Anong poor panget?"
"Mahirap na panget?" I said with my nakataas na kilay to him.
"Ako? Wifey naman. Ako talaga? Una, mahirap? May sarili akong cafe, kaya na kitang buhayin, kahit nga buntisi agad kita ng tatlo kaya ko 'yang buh---aray naman wifey!"
My eyes are nanlaki sa mga sinasabi niya. Nakakahiya to Blake and Hazel! Duh. "You're so ingay kasi, e!"
"Nag-e-explain lang ako. Mayaman ako. 'Di ako mahirap, wifey. I can buy your friends..."
Pinaningkitan ko siya ng mata. "I can buy you a kabaong and I can buried you alive." I said.
'"Hehe. 'Di na mabiro ang wifey ko. Pero hindi talaga ako panget, e. Sa gwapo kong 'to!"
I rolled my eyes. Blake is tumikhim.
"Let's eat."
I'm napalunok. He's so serious naman like what's his problem ba? We're umupo na and started eating.
I make lagay ng lot of foods sa plate ko. Omg! My diet is masisira for now. I need to eat.
"Super sarap naman this pasta!" I said. It has white sauce and I swear! It's super masarap.
"Magaling talaga magluto si Blake." Nakangiting sagot ni Hazel.
I am napatigil and like masasamid. Si Blake ang nagluto nito? I'm sarap na sarap pa naman. Awkward...
"Do you like it?" Blake asked. And I was...are you talking to me? Eeeee. Why am I acting like this?
I nodded. "Yes.. Of course."
"I can cook for you. Just tell me."
Wait. He said he can cook for me? He really said that, right?! I'm not bingi pa naman!
There's a silence...
5 seconds.
"No need, Blake! Inlove na inlove si wifey sa luto ko." Sabi ni Sydd.
Napatingin ako kay Sydd. He's smiling at me. Like duh. He's pa-cute pa. Not even handsome.
"I could still cook for her. She loves pasta."
I'm napalunok.
"Hindi na nga, brad. Ako na magluluto para kay wifey. Lagi din naman ako sa bahay nila. Saka may cafe ako, may pasta dun." Sabi naman ni Sydd.
"Pwede naman siguro akong pumunta sa bahay nila Jewel, para maipagluto ko siya." Sabi ni Blake.
I'm napalunok ulit.
"Brad naman. Mag-aabala ka pa. 'Di ba busy ka sa company nyo?" Sydd said.
"Ikaw busy ka sa cafe mo 'di ba?" Blake said.
Napalunok again and again.
I looked at Hazel and she's palipat-lipat din ang tingin to Blake and Sydd. While me, I'm parang naninigas sa upo ko. I can't understand kung bakit they're nagpapalitan ng sagot, e.
"Oo naman. Pero syempre 'di pwedeng wala akong time sa wifey ko."
"May free time din ako."
For the third time, napalunok ako.
"Guys, guys! Awat muna. Lumalamig ang pagkain, o! Sarap nito." Hazel interruped them. Thanks to her.
Pero I'm naguguluhan. Bakit they are acting like that?
Tumikhim ako.
"Aray---wifey!"
I rolled my eyes at Sydd. Sinipa ko ang paa niya sa baba kasi. He's magulo kasi, e. He needs to explain to me why are they acting like that ni Blake.
"Let's eat!" I said.
"Jewel."
My dibdib is kumabog. I looked at him. "Uh, yes?"
"Masarap 'to. Niluto ko din 'to." He put an ulam to my plate. I don't know if it's cordon bleu or what?
I smiled to him. "Thanks."
"Wifey. Eto din oh. Masarap 'to. Binili natin 'to, e." Sydd said then put a pizza on my plate.
Nag-straight face ako. "Thanks." I said in sarcastic way.
"Wifey naman. Kain ka na. Turuan kitang mag-swimming mamaya?" Sydd said.
My kilay is tumaas. "Duh. I can swim."
Natawa si Blake. For the first time, again. I heard him laugh. Omg.
"Anong nakakatawa, Blake?" Tanong ni Hazel.
"Oo nga brad. Baka nanu-nuno ka na diyan. Basta ka nalang natawa."
OP ako. Like duh. I'm awkward pa kay Blake, e!
"Tch. Wala. Tuturuan mo kasing maglangoy si Jewel. You don't even know that she could swim? Nagswimming na kami before sa mansyon nila." Blake said.
My eyes widened. Seriously?
"Hoy, hoy! Nakailang swimming na din ako sa pool nila, brad."
"With her?"
"With myself. Tch."
Nagtawanan silang tatlo. While me, I'm parang naiilang na I can't react to them. Kasi naman. I am their topic. Hello?!
"Uh, excuse me? We're here to swim and enjoy right? Not to talk about me like I'm not here?" I said while nakasimangot.
"Ooppss. Oo nga naman. Boys, tama na 'yang Fancy topic niyo. Eat now! Para makapag-swimming na tayo!"
Arrghhh. They're unbelievable talaga.
I'm kumain na but I can feel it. Blake is looking at me. Dang! Why is that?
I'm nag-unti-unting tumingin sa kaniya and poop!
He smiled at me. Gosh! I'm parang nanginig na ewan na muntik ko ng masubo ang whole slice of pizza! Argghhh! So embarrasing! I'm mabibilaukan pa, e. Shocks! He just caught me looking at him!
"Water?" He make alok agad to me.
Napalunok ako, again and again. Actually, I almost gonna lunok my ngala-ngala na kasi kanina pa, e. Si Blake kasi! He's basta nalang nagiging ganyan, e.
I'm walang nagawa kundi kunin ang bottle of water to him and drinks it.
What is he doing ba? Bakit, suddenly, he acts like this? I have no idea talaga. Anyway, I will enjoy the swimming nalang! Baka I'm nag-a-assume lang or something like that. Maybe he's just being friendly to me.
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