Prologue
"Zircon, would you please be serious about this?"- I turned to Kuya Garnett as he stared at me.
"I can't, this woman is so crazy Kuya,"-I said as I glared at the woman in front of me.
"I am not!! you jerk!! You impregnate me!! Binuntis mo ako!! Ang libog mo kasi!!"-Sigaw nya.
This woman is crazy. How can I believe her? Yes, I admit that I am active at s*x but hey!! I am always cautious. I always wear a condom!
"How can I be so sure that you're telling the truth? At kung buntis ka nga, ako ba talaga ang ama?"-I said.
"F*ck you ka! Ikaw nakauna sa akin! Ano akala mo sa akin puta?"-Sabi nito. I shook my head. If ever I will impregnate a woman, I make sure that the woman will not be like her, heck! Ayoko matuto ng mga ganitong salita ang magiging anak ko!
"Enough!"-Napatigil kami ng sumigaw si Kuya Quartz. I glared at the woman. How can that happen when she's not my type in the first place? Yes, she pretty, but no beautiful, maliit lang sya na babae at higit sa lahat wala siyang boobs!! I don't like woman that is flat chested!!
"Miss?"-dinig ko na tawag ni Kuya Garnett.
"Elisa po, Elisa Lopez."-Sabi nito. Look I don't even remember her name!!
"Miss Lopez, I am very sorry for my brothers rudeness, pero sana maintindihan mo na hindi kami basta-basta naniniwala sa sinasabi mo, we need evidence, that you are indeed pregnant with my brothers child."-Sabi ni Kuya Garnett. Tumango naman si Kuya Quartz.
"I can prove it!! May PT akong dala, I tested 5 times and it's all positive, you can even bring me to the hospital to prove it by yourself."-Matapang nitong sabi.
"Okay, you will be tested tomorrow."-Sabi naman ni Kuya Quartz.
"Kuya!! Di na kailangan! Sigurado ako sa sarili ko na hindi ko siya nabuntis!! She's not even my type! My god!! Ni wala nga siya boobs in the first place!"-Sabi ko. Nakita ko naman na namula ang mukha ng babae at napatayo.
"Gago ka!! E ano kung maliit ang boobs ko!? Enjoy na enjoy ka nga nung gabing yon e!! Hala sige supsop ka!! Sabi mo pa nga "Baby, you're boobs are perfect~~" Ganon!"-Sigaw niya sa akin.
"Huh! In your dreams Miss!! I prefer bigger boobs! Yung tipong tatalbog sa bawat galaw!"-Sigaw.
"Enough of that you two!!"-Sigaw ni Kuya Quartz.
"Kuya naman!! Sinungaling yan! Kung buntis man sya, for sure hindi sa akin yan! You know that I will never bed a woman that's not even my type."-Sabi ko.
"Enough Zircon Noah!, Malalaman din naman natin ang totoo, for the meantime, lets face this, o baka gusto mo na si Papa ang mag-handle nito?"-Sabi ni kuya Garnett. I shut my mouth, I won't let Papa know about this.
"Fine. Do what you want. Alam ko naman ang totoo at alam ko na sinungaling ang babaeng yan!"-Sabi ko.
"Huh! Isa lang naman ang sinungaling dito, at ikaw iyon!"-Sabi ng babae. I just made a face and turn around. Wala akong panahon sa kasinungalingan ng babaeng ito. I'm still to face this kind of responsibility kaya maingat ako when it comes to the woman I bed, I make sure to wear condom or I withdraw kaya hindi ko maisip na makakabuntis ako and I didn't even remember her in the first place. Heck! Kahit naman marami na akong naka s*x, I make sure na tanda ko ang mukha ng mga babaeng nakakasama ko!
"And one more thing Zircon."-Natigil ako sa paglalakad ng tawagin ako ni Kuya Quartz. I turn around and face him.
"Ms. Lopez will be staying in your room, wala siyang matutuluyan dahil sa kalagayan niya, her parents disowned her."-Sabi nito. I saw that woman smirk and wave at me.
"WHTF!!"-Yun lang tangi kong nasabi. This woman will be the death of me!