The Tale of Two Kingdoms

Chapter 1   Once upon a time in a city not too far away was a secret business owned by one hunk of a man. Tall, muscular, tan with long blonde hair the kinda guy that made every woman’s mouth fall open as he walked by and quiver in their pants lusting for him. Living in the realm of myth and legends, good and evil, and the romantic fairytales, the owner of Kiss and Tale Dating Service has a unique service. With the help of his two gorgeous assistants they help Tarzan with all the services between employees and clients there is something sinister about some employees. The city of Moors lives outside the human kingdom separating the fairytale residents from the human population. The humans can come and go through the city of Moors to visit, shop and purchase special services, but they do not allow the fairytale residents into the human kingdom because of the violence from some fairytale villains took upon the humans. They were cast out and could not pass back through for 100 years. But where there’s a will, there’s a way as the humans say and this is how it all unfolded. “Well, good morning Anastasia where is the boss at this morning? Is he still servicing his client from last night?” “Maleficent it is about time you came in. You took the appointment I sent you three days ago and once again you never came back to check his services from the list. You know how I try to help you by letting things slide by and not telling Tarzan about it, but this time I had no choice you have done this many times and I am tired of covering your ass.” “I never asked you to cover my ass Anastasia so take it as you wish to remember you’re not the fairest assistant in this city.” “Oh, excuse me for being nice to you, you're nothing but a b***h Maleficent I will never help you out again.” Maleficent taps her long black fingernails on the crystal counter top over the top of Anastasia’s desk with a grin on her face. Anastasia slams a piece of paper down next to Maleficent hand. “Here is your next client make sure you check back with me when he has his services completed.” Maleficent snatches the paper up and walks through the lobby to her office. On the way, Tarzan walks out of the elevator buttoning up his shirt as he walks out of the door. “I need a word with you as soon as I finish my errands this morning I want you to meet me in my office at 10:00 am.” “Yes, sir your majesty as you command.” Maleficent bows to Tarzan as he walks past. “Keep pushing me Mal and you will pay for it!”  “Is that a threat your majesty?” Tarzan shakes his head and walks on. Maleficent walks into her office on the second floor of the small two-story building. Throwing her coat on the chair she flops down in it and props her feet on her desk. Looking at her long black fingernails she reaches over and grabs an apple from the fruit bowl on her desk. Sinking her teeth into the apple the juice drips out of it and down her hand. Watching it slowly run down she swirls her other hand and turns the juice into red blood and tosses the apple into the garbage. On the fairytale news, they’re talking about a human that someone found dumped in the outskirts of Moor city. A place where the trolls, gremlins, brownies and other scavenger creatures live that are unfit to live among the fairytale cities realm. They are asking for anyone to come forward that knows anything about the human and why someone might have hurt him. We have notified the humans and they’re sending in a special task team to claim the body and investigate the area. “Now that is interesting.” Maleficent says swinging her feet off the desk and on the floor. A knock on her office door, “Enter.” She yells out. The door swings open and there he stands her boss Tarzan. “I have been down in my office for twenty minutes waiting for you!” Maleficent stands up slowly rolling her eyes. “My how the time just slipped by me so sorry for that.” Tarzan grabs the chair and slings it back pressing his strong hands balled into fists on her desk across from her. “What the hell are you trying to pull around here?” “Who me?” Maleficent laughs. “You take a client and disappear for days you know the rules we don’t stay with humans longer than the four-hour limit. That is the rules for both kingdoms you remember our kingdoms are rival kingdoms of each other and if we don’t obey their rules we will be shut off for 100 years. Now I expect that you had nothing to do with this body in the Wicked Range forest area. Correct me if I am wrong about this?” “Oh, no sir I had nothing to do with this and how insulting it is that you would even think I would!” Maleficent slings back her head and struts around her desk walking up to Tarzan. With a smirk on her face she winks at him. “Holy hell Mal? You need to tell me the truth.” Maleficent turns and walks to the window looking out over the city a group of vehicles from the human kingdom pass by heading towards the wicked range forest. “You know just because I have a bad reputation from my years previous doesn’t mean I am guilty ever damn time a human gets killed in our city.” Maleficent turns around her eyes red as blood. “I am tired of everyone here blaming me for everything bad that comes up! Now thank you and have a great f*****g day your majesty! Good bye!” She points to the door and looks away. Tarzan slams his fist down on her desktop making a loud bang and walks out of her office slamming the door.