Dear Mark, I hope you are well and enjoying your travels, is it Bali now? I have lots to catch you up on when you get back, give me a call and let me know when x. I have a new job now, and a promotion and a relationship, so yeah, would be good to talk. Bollox to the above b***h! I haven't had contact from you in months, 5 to be exact! Get your arse on the phone and give us a call, your Godchildren miss you f**k face! I am fuming, you better have a nice bottle for me and pray I don't whack it over your head when I have drained the contents! Love you and all that s**t, you better be safe! I miss you, asshole x Best b***h xxx Elle hit send, she was worrying about her friend. Nancy had a nose for the wrong uns and Elle agreed, they weren't keen on Mark's boyfriend. They had

