Bob My teacher once asked me what super power I would like to possess in the off chance that I got struck by some magical lightning bolt. I recall shouting “time” continuously. When she finally managed to calm me down, I said in a high-pitched voice, “I would like to stop time.” I do not recall why I said this. Probably because my brother used to steal my candy and claim innocence and stopping time would mean I would get to catch my brother in the act. As I grew up, I realized how powerful time was and how it was the only equal thing allotted to man. Now, at the mercy of Jere’s sanity, I wished for a magical bolt to strike me. I needed to stop time. “Cat got your tongue?” “Caught.” “What?” Is now really the time to correct people’s grammars, Bob? Jere was roaming about the room

