
On Valentine's Day, the boyfriend who had turned down nine of my marriage proposals suddenly dropped to one knee and asked me to marry him.
He fumbled through his vows, his voice shaking as he opened his palm to reveal a heart-shaped gold ring.
Tears blurred my vision as I watched hundreds of drones light up the night sky above the harbor, forming the silhouettes of a man and a woman. Convinced my happily-ever-after had finally arrived, I held out my ring finger.
The moment the ring slipped onto my finger, the giant screen on the rooftop terrace of the Manhattan Hotel flickered to life.
A video of Jason and my best friend, Chloe, filled the screen.
"I bet she'll show up. All I have to do is use marriage as bait. She'll drop everything and come running to me every single time."
The room erupted in laughter.
"Come on, Zoe. Are you really that desperate to get married?"
"The ring cost $1.39. And it's a chocolate ring. Those drone figures? They're Jason and Chloe, not the two of you. Even the proposal speech was something he copied off the internet."
"They bet on whether you'd realize the proposal was fake. Looks like Jason lost again."
Chloe's smile stretched from ear to ear.
"Surprised? I told him a hopeless romantic like you would cry and say yes without a second thought. He actually argued with me."
As if nothing had happened, Jason casually reached for my suitcase.
"You didn't really think I don't know Zoe, did you?" Jason said, glancing at Chloe with a grin. "You've been down lately. I was just trying to make you laugh."
"Zoe's the 'strong, independent woman'. She proposed to me nine times, even after I rejected her every single time. She even made it through years of long-distance without ever complaining."
"So there's no way she'd get upset over something this small... right?"
He looked at me expectantly, already certain of the answer.
I nodded. Then I smiled along with everyone else.
Why would I be angry? At least I found out I was the joke before the wedding instead of after it.
Nine years. It was finally time to start a new chapter of my life—instead of wasting another day hanging on to a man who was never worth it.

