"Sar? You up?"
"Hmm?"
"Sorry, love. Did I wake you up?"
"No, babe. It's alright. Why?"
"Um, I just want to tell you something."
"Please don't tell me you're pregnant. I swear I used protection!"
"You ass. Don't ruin my moment."
"You always ruin my cheesy moments."
"I love you."