Lemonade and Other Gay s**t

Thirteen

[Text Message]

Hi beautiful

Oh no

What'd u do this time

Am I not allowed to compliment

u bc I want to? :(

Thalia Humphreys what'd u break

Humphreys!!!!

U better reply right now

I'm coming back tom u know that right

And ur f****d when I do

;)

DAMN IT BABE IM SERIOUS

STOP SENDING ME EMOJIS

WHATD U DO HUMOHREYS

Humohreys

What did u do

Ok in my defense

It's not my fault your bed is bouncy

U broke my bed???

Me letting u stay at my place doesn't

mean u can break my s**t

Just one leg!!!

It's your fault!!!

Who gets bouncy beds and

doesn't expect it to break???

If I find out that u slept w someone

else and broke my bed

I'm replacing that leg with your heads

Which head ;)

I'm mad at u

No you're not

U like me too much

I didn't cheat on u btw ok I'd

die before that ever happens

Sar

Sarah!!!

Babyyyy

U know what's funny

I can call u baby and mean

it as an insult bc you're short

And babies are short

Like u

And u can't be pissed bc

u like it when I call u baby

Sarrrrr

Do I have to send nudes

Maybe

HAHAHAHHA IM SORRY

IM KIDDING SAR

IM SORRY I BROKE UR BED

I'LL REPLACE IT

IM A LESBIAN I'M GOOD W HANDIWORK