Lemonade and Other Gay s**t

Eight

Thank u so much for tonight!

I had loads of fun

Thanks for tonight too, u lil shit

Of course u did. I'm an awesome date ;)

Always so humble

Have u opened my gift yet??

Just about to, actually

Wait

oMG????

You got me NBA jerseys???

From all teams???

How did you know??

THANK U SO MUCH

U R THE BEST

I HATE U

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

THIS MUSTVE COST A FORTUNE

U R AMAZING

I HATE U SO MUCH

I LITERALLY SCREAMED

U wear basketball shoes all the time u idiot

I didn't know what team u liked

So I got the bestselling

jerseys for each team??

Did I get them right?

Hellooooo?

R u there

Humphreys!!!

Marry me