Seven
241 Words
"Nice car. I didn't peg you as a neat freak, Sarah."
"Don't be an ass. I cleaned it to try to impress you."
"I'm betting $20 that all the trash are in this glove compartment."
"Not all. You're not inside it yet."
"I'm your date! You're supposed to be nice to me."
"Yeah, well, girls aren't supposed to like girls but look at where we're at."
"You like me?"
"Eh. You're alright."
"You're a bitch."
"Your laugh is officially my new favourite thing ever."
"Aren't you a smooth motherfucker."
"I'm an honest motherfucker."
"You use this on all your girls?"
"Umm, yup—ow!"
"You suck."
"I was kidding, Humphreys. I'm going for only you right now. You're different. You know that."
"Mmm, I don't know. Elaborate."
"Why? To feed your ego? No, thank you. Your head barely fits in my car."
"Which head?"
"Wipe that smirk off your face. You don't even have a dick."
"Whatever. I'm a lesbian. I'm better than a dick."
"You're a dick."
"That's the best comeback you've made all night."
"f**k you."
"I stand corrected. That is the best comeback you've made all night."
"You're so cute when you're sarcastic."
"You're not. Where are we heading anyway?"
"It's a surprise."
"Is this the part where you tell me you're actually a serial killer?"
"Just because I'm into bondage and blindfolds doesn't mean I'm a serial killer."
"Fuck."
"What was that, Humphreys?"
"N—nothing."
"I thought so."
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