I Was The Side Chick To My Boyfriend’s Sugar Daddy.
PART 1
The message popped up while I was charging his phone.
Uncle E:”baby,send the aza before your babe comes back “.
My thumb froze over the screen. David’s iPhone was at 3%. He’d begged me to use my power bank, tossed his phone on my bed like it was nothing. Like it wasn’t a bomb.
His passcode was still 1402. My birthday.
The irony would have been funny if my chest wasn’t caving in.
Three years, Serina. Three years of “babe I dey for uncle shop for D-Line,” of Indomie and egg at my lodge because he was “building something.” Three years of me defending him when my girls said, “PH boys and lies na 5&6.”
I unlocked it.
WhatsApp: Uncle Emeka 💙
Last seen today at 4:12pm.
I scrolled up. My stomach dropped with every blue tick.
My king.
I kept scrolling. Two years of “my king.” Two years of hotel receipts from Le Meridien, of “send me that pic in the singlet I bought you,” of “your babe suspects anything?”
Loyal but not smart.
I put the phone down on my chest and stared at my ceiling fan. It was wobbling, just like everything I thought was real. Outside my lodge at Aluu, a keke was blasting Davido. Life was going on. Students were shouting about test. And I was here, finding out my boyfriend of three years had a 52-year-old sugar daddy.
A sugar daddy he called Uncle Emeka.
The same Uncle Emeka who came to our department fundraising last year. The one who shook my hand and said, “David is a good boy. You’re lucky.” He’d winked. I thought he was just a typical big man.
I wasn’t lucky. I was the cover story.
My phone buzzed. David.
Miss me to die.
I looked at David’s phone again. A new message from Uncle E.
Wife.
Uncle Emeka had a wife.
I did what any loyal but not smart girl would do. I screenshotted everything. The chats. The alerts. The “my king” texts. The nude Uncle Emeka sent on March 14th with the caption “for my baby boy.”
Then I opened my w******p status.
I picked one screenshot. The one that would burn everything down.
Caption:
Tagged:
Tagged:
I posted it.
Then I blocked both of them, switched off my phone, and went to sleep.
Let Port Harcourt do the rest.
[3 DAYS LATER]
My lodge was a crime scene. My roommates had stopped talking to me. The caretaker’s wife kept looking at me like I was a mad person. My phone, when I finally turned it on, had 1,742 w******p messages, 89 missed calls, and 12 voice notes from numbers I didn’t save.
The story had entered Nairaland. Title: .
Someone had screen-recorded my status before I deleted it. Blogs had it. Instablog had it. @PHCityGist had it.
David’s sister was in my DMs:
Uncle Emeka’s aide was in my DMs:
And my own mother was in my DMs:
But the DM that made my blood run cold was from a number with no profile picture.
I dropped my phone.
They knew my room.
That’s when the knock came. Three sharp bangs on my door.
“Serina! Open this door! We know you’re in there!”
It was a woman’s voice. Old. Angry. Shaking.
I didn’t move. I couldn’t breathe.
“Open this door before I break it down! I am Mrs. Ufot! Emeka’s WIFE!”
My door handle rattled.
And that’s when I realized:
I wasn’t the only side chick in this story.
I was the second one.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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