TWISTED LOVE

There were worse things than being stranded in the middle of nowhere during a rainstorm. For example, I could be running from a rabid bear intent on mauling me into the next century. Or I could be tied to a chair in a dark basement and forced to listen to Aqua’s “Barbie Girl” on repeat until I’d rather gnaw off my arm than hear the song’s eponymous phrase again. But just because things could be worse didn’t mean they didn’t suck. Stop. Think positive thoughts. “An Uber will show up…now.” I stared at my phone, biting back my frustration when the app reassured me it was “finding my ride”, the way it had been for the past half hour. Normally, I’d be less stressed about the situation because hey, at least I had a working phone and a bus shelter to keep me mostly dry from the pounding rain. But Perth ’s farewell party was starting in an hour, I had yet to pick up his surprise cake from the bakery, and it would be dark soon. I may be a glass half full kinda boy, but I wasn’t an i***t. No one—especially not a college girl with zero fighting skills to speak of—wants to find herself alone in the middle of nowhere after dark. I should’ve taken those self-defense classes with Chimon like he wanted. I mentally scrolled through my limited options. The bus that stopped at this location didn’t run on the weekends, and most of my friends didn’t own a car. Win had car service, but he was at an embassy event until seven. Uber wasn’t working, and I hadn’t seen a single car pass by since the rain started. Not that I would hitchhike, anyway—I’ve watched horror movies, thank you very much. I only had one option left—one I really didn’t want to take—but beggars couldn’t be choosers. I pulled up the contact in my phone, said a silent prayer, and pressed the call button. One ring. Two rings. Three. Come on, pick up. Or not. I wasn’t sure which would be worse—getting murdered or dealing with my brother. Of course, there was always the chance said brother would murder me himself for putting myself in such a situation, but I’d deal with that later. “What’s wrong?” I scrunched my nose at his greeting. “Hello to you too, brother dearest. What makes you think something is wrong?” Perth snorted. “Uh, you called me. You never call unless you’re in trouble.” True. We preferred texting, and we lived next door to each other—not my idea, by the way—so we rarely had to message at all. “I wouldn’t say I’m in trouble,” I hedged. “More like… stranded. I’m not near public transport, and I can’t find an Uber.” “Christ, James. Where are you?” I told him. “What the hell are you doing there? That’s an hour from campus!” “Don’t be dramatic. I had an engagement shoot, and it’s a thirty-minute drive. Forty-five if there’s traffic.” Thunder boomed, shaking the branches of nearby trees. I winced and shrank farther back into the shelter, not that it did me much good. The rain slanted sideways, splattering me with water droplets so heavy and hard they stung when they hit my skin. A rustling noise came from Perth's end, followed by a soft moan. I paused, sure I’d heard wrong, but nope, there it was again. Another moan. My eyes widened in horror. “Are you having s*x right now?” I whisper-shouted, even though no one else was around. The sandwich I’d scarfed down before I left for my shoot threatened to make a reappearance. There was nothing—I repeat nothing—grosser than listening to a relative while they’re mid-coitus. Just the thought made me gag. “Technically, no.” Perth sounded unrepentant. The word “technically” did a lot of heavy lifting there. It didn’t take a genius to decipher Perth’s vague reply. He may not be having intercourse, but something was going on, and I had zero desire to find out what that “something” was. “Perth Supanut.” “Hey, you’re the one who called me.” He must’ve covered his phone with his hand, because his next words came through muffled. I heard a soft, feminine laugh followed by a squeal, and I wanted to bleach my ears, my eyes, my mind. “One of the guys took my car to buy more ice,” Perth said, his voice clear again. “But don’t worry, I got you. Drop a pin on your exact location and keep your phone close. Do you still have the pepper spray I bought for your birthday last year?” “Yes. Thanks for that, by the way.” I’d wanted a new camera bag, but Perth had bought me an eight-pack of pepper spray instead. I’d never used any of it, which meant all eight bottles—minus the one tucked in my handbag were sitting snug in the back of my closet. My sarcasm went over my brother’s head. For a straight￾A pre-med student, he could be quite dense. “You’re welcome. Stay put, and he’ll be there soon. We’ll talk about your complete lack of self-preservation later.” “I’m self-preserved,” I protested. Was that the right word? “It’s not my fault there are no Ub—wait, what do you mean ‘he’? Perth!” Too late. He’d already hung up. Figured the one time I wanted him to elaborate, he’d ditch me for one of his bed buddies. I was surprised he hadn’t freaked out more, considering Perth put the “over” in overprotective. Ever since “The Incident,” he’d taken it upon himself to look after me like he was my brother and bodyguard rolled into one. I didn’t blame him—our childhood had been a hundred shades of messed up, or so I’d been told—and I loved him to pieces, but his constant worrying could be a bit much. I sat sideways on the bench and hugged my bag to my side, letting the cracked leather warm my skin while I waited for the mysterious “he” to show up. It could be anyone. Perth had no shortage of friends. He’d always been Mr. Popular—basketball player, student body president, and homecoming king in high school; Alpha fraternity brother and Big Man on Campus in college. I was his opposite. Not unpopular per se, but I shied away from the limelight and would rather have a small group of close friends than a large group of friendly acquaintances. Where Perth was the life of the party, I sat in the corner and daydreamed about all the places I would love to visit but would probably never get to. Not if my phobia had anything to do with it. My damn phobia. I knew it was all mental, but it felt physical. The nausea, the racing heart, the paralyzing fear that turned my limbs into useless, frozen things… On the bright side, at least I wasn’t afraid of rain. Oceans and lakes and pools, I could avoid, but rain…yeah, that would’ve been bad. I wasn’t sure how long I huddled in the tiny bus shelter, cursing my lack of foresight when I turned down the Graysons’ offer to drive me back to town after our shoot.