22 I’m starting to feel like I just might have this wedding under control. Problems arise left and right throughout the day, but I calmly and efficiently handle them… like a boss. When dusk falls, we walk through the rehearsal, and I begin to realize this entire event could easily be considered a giant fiasco by an outside observer. I just hope the show’s editors will be kind when they put it all together. The pastor, who is performing tomorrow’s ceremony, has been delayed, so I stand in and read her part. Andrew’s nephew is supposed to be the ring bearer, but their family’s flights are still delayed, so Baggy pretends to play that part. She crawls around on her knees, despite the fact that her diminutive height is practically that of a child’s, even when she’s standing. She manages to

